I was stunned when my husband, Jake, handed me a schedule to help me “become a better wife.” But instead of blowing up, I played along. Little did Jake know, I was about to teach him a lesson that would make him rethink his newfound approach to marriage.
I’ve always prided myself on being the level-headed one in our marriage. Jake, bless his heart, could get swept up in things pretty easily, whether it was a new hobby, or some random YouTube video that promised to change his life in three easy steps.
But we were solid until Jake met Steve. Steve was the type of guy who thought being loudly opinionated made him right, the type that talks right over you when you try to correct him.
He was also a perpetually single guy (who could have guessed?), who graciously dispensed relationship advice to all his married colleagues, Jake included. Jake should’ve known better, but my darling husband was positively smitten with Steve’s confidence.
I didn’t think much of it until Jake started making some noxious comments.
“Steve says relationships work best when the wife takes charge of the household,” he’d say. Or “Steve thinks it’s important for women to look good for their husbands, no matter how long they’ve been married.”
I’d roll my eyes and reply with some sarcastic remark, but it was getting under my skin. Jake was changing. He’d arch his eyebrows if I ordered takeout instead of cooking, and sigh when I let the laundry pile up because, God forbid, I had my own full-time job.
And then it happened. One night, he came home with The List.
He sat me down at the kitchen table, unfolded a piece of paper, and slid it across to me.
“I’ve been thinking,” he started, his voice dripping with a condescending tone I hadn’t heard from him before. “You’re a great wife, Lisa. But there’s room for improvement.”
My eyebrows shot up. “Oh really?”
He nodded, oblivious to the danger zone he was entering. “Yeah. Steve helped me realize that our marriage could be even better if you, you know, stepped up a bit.”
I stared at the paper in front of me. It was a schedule… and he’d written “Lisa’s Weekly Routine for Becoming a Better Wife” at the top in bold.
This guy had actually sat down and mapped out my entire week based on what Steve — a single guy with zero relationship experience — thought I should do to “improve” myself as a wife.
I was supposed to wake up at 5 a.m. every day to make Jake a gourmet breakfast. Then I’d hit the gym for an hour to “stay in shape.”
After that? A delightful lineup of chores: cleaning, laundry, ironing. And that was all before I left for work. I was supposed to cook a meal from scratch every evening and make fancy snacks for Jake and his friends when they came over to hang out at our place.
The whole thing was sexist and insulting on so many levels I didn’t even know where to start. I ended up staring at him, wondering if my husband had lost his mind.
“This will be great for you, and us,” he continued, oblivious.
“Steve says it’s important to maintain structure, and I think you could benefit from —”
“I could benefit from what?” I interrupted, my voice dangerously calm. Jake blinked, caught off guard by the interruption, but he recovered quickly.
“Well, you know, from having some guidance and a schedule.”
I wanted to throw that paper in his face and ask him if he’d developed a death wish. Instead, I did something that surprised even me: I smiled.
“You’re right, Jake,” I said sweetly. “I’m so lucky that you made me this schedule. I’ll start tomorrow.”
The relief on his face was instant. I almost felt sorry for him as I got up and stuck the list on the fridge. Almost. He had no idea what was coming.
The next day, I couldn’t help but smirk as I studied the ridiculous schedule again. If Jake thought he could hand me a list of “improvements,” then he was about to find out just how much structure our life could really handle.
I pulled out my laptop, opened up a fresh document, and titled it, “Jake’s Plan for Becoming the Best Husband Ever.” He wanted a perfect wife? Fine. But there was a cost to perfection.
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I began by listing all the things he had suggested for me, starting with the gym membership he was so keen on. It was laughable, really.
“$1,200 for a personal trainer.” I typed, barely containing my giggle.
Next came the food. If Jake wanted to eat like a king, that wasn’t happening on our current grocery budget. Organic, non-GMO, free-range everything? That stuff didn’t come cheap.
“$700 per month for groceries,” I wrote. He’d probably need to chip in for a cooking class too. Those were pricey, but hey, perfection wasn’t free.
I leaned back in my chair, laughing to myself as I imagined Jake’s face when he saw this. But I wasn’t done. Oh no, the pièce de résistance was still to come.
See, there was no way I could juggle all these expectations while holding down my job. If Jake wanted me to dedicate myself full-time to his absurd routine, then he’d have to compensate for the loss of my income.
I pulled up a calculator, estimating the value of my salary. Then, I added it to the list, complete with a little note: “$75,000 per year to replace Lisa’s salary since she will now be your full-time personal assistant, maid, and chef.”
My stomach hurt from laughing at this point.
And just for good measure, I threw in a suggestion about him needing to expand the house. After all, if he was going to have his friends over regularly, they’d need a dedicated space that wouldn’t intrude on my newly organized, impossibly structured life.
“$50,000 to build a separate ‘man cave’ so Jake and his friends don’t disrupt Lisa’s schedule.”
By the time I was done, the list was a masterpiece. A financial and logistical nightmare, sure, but a masterpiece nonetheless. It wasn’t just a counterattack — it was a wake-up call.
I printed it out, set it neatly on the kitchen counter, and waited for Jake to come home. When he finally walked through the door that evening, he was in a good mood.
“Hey, babe,” he called out, dropping his keys on the counter. He spotted the paper almost immediately. “What’s this?”
I kept my face neutral, fighting the urge to laugh as I watched him pick it up. “Oh, it’s just a little list I put together for you,” I said sweetly, “to help you become the best husband ever.”
Jake chuckled, thinking I was playing along with his little game. But as he scanned the first few lines, the grin started to fade. I could see the wheels turning in his head, the slow realization that this wasn’t the lighthearted joke he thought it was.
“Wait… what is all this?” He squinted at the numbers, his eyes widening as he saw the total costs. “$1,200 for a personal trainer? $700 a month for groceries? What the hell, Lisa?”
I leaned against the kitchen island, crossing my arms.
“Well, you want me to wake up at 5 a.m., hit the gym, make gourmet breakfasts, clean the house, cook dinner, and host your friends. I figured we should budget for all of that, don’t you think?”
His face turned pale as he flipped through the pages. “$75,000 a year? You’re quitting your job?!”
I shrugged. “How else am I supposed to follow your plan? I can’t work and be the perfect wife, right?”
He stared at the paper, dumbfounded.
The numbers, the absurdity of his own demands, it all hit him at once. His smugness evaporated, replaced by a dawning realization that he had seriously, seriously messed up.
“I… I didn’t mean…” Jake stammered, looking at me with wide eyes. “Lisa, I didn’t mean for it to be like this. I just thought —”
“You thought what? That I could ‘improve’ myself like some project?” My voice was calm, but the hurt behind it was real. “Jake, marriage isn’t about lists or routines. It’s about respect. And if you ever try to ‘fix’ me like this again, you’ll be paying a hell of a lot more than what’s on that paper.”
Silence hung in the air, thick and uncomfortable. Jake’s face softened, his shoulders slumping as he let out a deep sigh.
“I’m sorry,” he whispered. “I didn’t realize how ridiculous it was. Steve made it sound sensible, but now I see it’s… it’s toxic. Oh God, I’ve been such a fool.”
I nodded, watching him carefully. “Yes, you have. Honestly, have you looked at Steve’s life? What makes you think he has the life experience to give you advice about marriage? Or anything else?”
The look on his face as my words hit home was priceless.
“You’re right. And he could never afford to live like this.” He slapped the list with the back of his hand. “He… he has no idea about the costs involved, or how demeaning this is. Oh, Lisa, I got carried away again, didn’t I?”
“Yes, but we’ll recover. Now, let’s tear that paper up and go back to being equals.”
He smiled weakly, the tension breaking just a little. “Yeah… let’s do that.”
We ripped up the list together, and for the first time in weeks, I felt like we were back on the same team.
Maybe this was what we needed, a reminder that marriage isn’t about one person being “better” than the other. It’s about being better together.
BRAD PITT’S NEW GIRLFRIEND CHANNELS JENNIFER ANISTON: FANS ARE STUNNED BY THIS JAW-DROPPING COMPARISON
Brad Pitt’s new girlfriend surprised fans with a recent public appearance that made people compare her to his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston. This resemblance has created a buzz on social media, with fans sharing their reactions.
Brad Pitt’s new relationship has been in the spotlight for a while, but a recent event took things up a notch. The couple’s appearances at big events have generated a lot of talk, and one outfit choice has especially caught fans’ attention.
What began as a simple curiosity about Brad Pitt’s new romance has turned into a major topic of discussion. Many people are now questioning if Pitt’s girlfriend is mimicking Jennifer Aniston’s style. This ongoing debate shows how Pitt’s past relationship with Aniston is still influencing how people view his new girlfriend.
A Look Back at Brad and Jennifer’s Iconic Relationship
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were once one of Hollywood’s most talked-about couples. They met on a blind dinner date in 1998, and for months, their relationship was kept private before they eventually went public.
In July 2000, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston had a spectacular wedding in Malibu, with 200 guests, 50,000 flowers, several bands, and fireworks. It seemed like a true Hollywood fairytale. However, by 2005, their storybook romance came to an end.
After seven years together, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston announced their separation. They issued a joint statement saying that their split was due to “much thoughtful consideration” and not because of tabloid rumors.
Even after their divorce, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston remained good friends. Aniston publicly praised Pitt years later, and their continued friendship has kept fans interested. Their reunion at the 2020 SAG Awards especially captured the public’s attention.
After their split, Brad Pitt’s love life quickly became a major topic again. His next relationship soon attracted even more attention and public interest.
After his split from Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt started a highly publicized relationship with Angelina Jolie. The couple, known as “Brangelina,” quickly became one of Hollywood’s most talked-about duos.
After being together for nine years and raising six children, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married in a private ceremony at their French estate in 2014. However, their marriage was short-lived, as Jolie filed for divorce in 2016.
The divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie became a highly publicized affair, with both parties emphasizing the importance of their children’s well-being. Their separation was marked by a series of legal battles and custody disputes that kept the media buzzing.
The divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie became a highly publicized affair, with both parties emphasizing the importance of their children’s well-being. Their separation was marked by a series of legal battles and custody disputes that kept the media buzzing.
Brad Pitt and Ines de Ramon started keeping a low profile when they first got together, but they’ve recently attracted attention with their public appearances. Nearly two years ago, Pitt was first seen with de Ramon, marking the beginning of their new romance.
In December 2022, Brad Pitt and Ines de Ramon attended the premiere of Pitt’s film *Babylon* in Los Angeles. They seemed very at ease, sharing some affectionate moments in public.
By early 2023, the couple was spotted on vacation in Cabo, Mexico. They were photographed relaxing by the pool, with Pitt shirtless and de Ramon sunbathing without her bikini top, which quickly caught the media’s attention.
In February 2023, Brad Pitt and Ines de Ramon were seen dining at the famous Fouquet’s restaurant on the Champs-Élysées in Paris. A news outlet even captured their outing on video, further fueling public interest in their relationship.
In November 2023, Brad Pitt and Ines de Ramon made a splash at LACMA’s 12th Annual Art+Film Gala in Los Angeles, where they were reportedly “super loving” and enjoyed each other’s company. Their relationship seemed to deepen as they celebrated Pitt’s 60th birthday with a romantic stay at the luxurious Bulgari Hotel in Paris. As they continued to make public appearances, it was clear that de Ramon was becoming an important part of Pitt’s life.
In September 2024, Brad Pitt and Ines de Ramon attended the Venice International Film Festival, where their relationship was once again in the spotlight. This time, it was de Ramon’s outfit that grabbed attention. She wore a sleek white one-shoulder dress that many fans thought looked a lot like the dress Jennifer Aniston wore at the 2020 Screen Actors Guild Awards.
Aniston’s gown from the SAG Awards was a stunning white satin dress that highlighted her style. Fans noticed the similarity between Aniston’s dress and de Ramon’s, sparking a lot of discussions and comparisons.
After Ines de Ramon’s appearance at the Venice International Film Festival, social media was buzzing with comments about her dress. Many people pointed out how similar it was to Jennifer Aniston’s gown from the 2020 SAG Awards.
One Instagram user commented, “She’s cute but she’s no Jennifer Aniston.” Another added, “Her dress looks like Jennifer Aniston’s dress,” and a third said, “She’s just copying Jennifer Aniston.”
Some users even speculated about Brad Pitt’s feelings, with one saying, “Brad is NOT happy with his girlfriend! He was happy with Jennifer Aniston!” Others preferred Aniston, stating, “Jennifer Aniston was the most beautiful of his wives/girlfriends.” Another Facebook user noted, “Ines de Ramon is copying Jennifer Aniston’s style, look at the dress.”
Before dating Pitt, de Ramon was married to actor Paul Wesley from “The Vampire Diaries.” They started dating in 2018, got married in 2019, but separated by September 2022. Their split was confirmed by a representative, who said they had been living apart for a few months before the official separation. Despite the end of their marriage, de Ramon remained low-profile during this time.
For many fans, Jennifer Aniston continues to hold a special place as the woman most closely linked to Brad Pitt’s golden years in Hollywood. The comments on social media reflect a lingering nostalgia for their early 2000s romance, showing how much people still remember and admire their past relationship.
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