Let’s face: the world is a bizarre place. From strange animal behaviors to the everyday absurdities of human life, there’s no shortage of material for a good laugh. Whether it’s pondering why your cat insists on staring at nothing like it’s auditioning for a horror movie, or wondering who invented Mondays (and how we can legally protest them), the weirdness around us is endless.
So, grab a coffee, sit back, and let’s take a laugh-filled dive into a dozen jokes that capture the quirks, twists, and hilarity of the world around us. From clever clinics to surprising parrots, these stories will have you giggling, groaning, and thinking, “Wait… this could totally happen!”
Ready to dive in? Let’s get giggling!
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1. The Clinic Hustle
A doctor, struggling to find work, sets up a clinic with an unusual promise:
GET TREATMENT FOR $20! – IF NOT CURED, GET BACK $100!
A lawyer, always on the lookout for easy money, decides to outsmart him.
“Doc, I’ve lost my sense of taste,” he says smugly.
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The doctor calls for some “medicine” and puts three drops into the lawyer’s mouth.
“Ugh! This is kerosene!”
“And congratulations! Your sense of taste is restored. That’ll be $20.”
Determined, the lawyer returns days later.
“I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember a thing,” he says.
The doctor nods, calls for the same medicine, and repeats the process.
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“This is kerosene!” the lawyer shouts.
“Congratulations, your memory’s back. That’ll be $20.”
Fuming, the lawyer returns one last time.
“Now, my eyesight is failing, Doc,” he says.
The doctor sighs and hands him a $20 bill.
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“Sorry, I guess I can’t help you…”
The lawyer squints at the note in his hands.
“But this is only $10!”
“And there you go! Congratulations, your eyesight is restored. That’ll be $20.”
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2. Jungle Survival 101
A lost dog quickly finds himself in a jungle when a lion approaches, licking its chops. Thinking quickly, the dog pretends to munch on some bones.
“Wow, that was a delicious lion,” he announces loudly.
The lion stops in his tracks.
“Wait… this guy eats lions? I’m out of here!”
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A sneaky monkey sees everything and tips the lion off. Furious, the lion drags the monkey along to confront the dog.
Spotting them, the dog panics for a second and then yells,
“Where’s that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!”
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3. The Parrot with a Past
A woman buys a $15 parrot with a history. The shopkeeper warns her about the bird first.
“It used to live in a brothel…”
At home, the parrot immediately begins its antics.
“Well, look at that! A new brothel!”
The woman starts laughing.
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Later, when her daughters walk in, the parrot chirps again.
“New girls in the house!”
And they all laugh even harder.
But when her husband walks through the door, the parrot drops another bombshell.
“Pete! Long time no see!”
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4. Penguins on Vacation
A man driving with penguins in his truck gets pulled over by a cop.
“Take them to the zoo!” the officer shouts.
The next day, the cop pulls him over again. Naturally, the penguins are still there, now wearing sunglasses.
“You again! I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!”
“I did,” the man replies. “And today we’re going to the beach!”
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5. The Silent Prince
A prince under a spell could only say one word per year.
After five years of silence, he finally confesses something to the woman he loves.
“My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?”
She looks at him, confused.
“Pardon?” she replies.
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6. The Adoption Reveal
Fred comes home, upset after discovering the results of a recent genealogy DNA test.
“Mom, am I adopted?”
“No! Of course not, darling,” his mother replies quickly. “Why would you ask such a thing?”
Later, his mother tells his father.
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“Honey, Fred may not be our son… biologically.”
“Of course not,” Fred’s father says. “Remember? You told me to change the baby in the hospital. I picked a good one!”
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7. Farm Rock Band
On a farm, a horse had always dreamed of being a musician. Every day, he’d stand in the pasture, strumming air guitar with his hoof and imagining himself rocking out in front of a massive crowd.
Finally, one day, he decided to make it happen. He called a music shop.
“I’m a horse, but I really want to learn.”
“Not a problem,” said the manager. “Lessons start on Monday.”
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Soon, the horse was rocking out in the barn. One day, the sheep wandered over.
“That’s amazing!” the sheep said. “I’ve always wanted to play drums. Think your teacher would work with me?”
“Of course!” the horse said.
The sheep started lessons, and before long, they were jamming together. Then the chicken came by.
“You two sound great! I’ve always wanted to sing.”
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A few months later, the trio formed a band. Their songs went viral, and soon they were booked for a world tour. At the airport, as they were boarding the plane, the horse went to the restroom, missing the flight.
As he returned to the farm, he heard that the plane had crashed, and all passengers were lost.
Devastated, the horse wandered into a bar.
The bartender saw him.
“Hey there, buddy, what’s wrong?”
The horse looked up.
“I just lost my best friends.”
“Okay, but why the long face?”
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8. Baby Boom Drama
Four men are pacing nervously in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. It’s tense, but finally, a nurse steps out and addresses the first man.
“Congratulations, sir! Your wife has given birth to twins!”
The man grins.
“Twins? That’s wild. I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!”
Everyone chuckles at the coincidence.
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Moments later, the nurse returns to the second man.
“Congratulations! Your wife just delivered triplets!”
“What are the odds?” he exclaims. “I work for 3M.”
Not long after, the nurse reappears.
“Great news! Your wife had quadruplets!” she tells the third man.
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The guy’s eyes widen.
“Unbelievable! I work for Four Seasons Hotels!”
The room erupts in applause, but then everyone notices the fourth man. He’s sitting in a corner, pale as a ghost, smacking his forehead against the wall.
“Sir, are you alright?” the nurse asks.
“No, I’m doomed!” he groans. “I’m in advertising… for 7UP!”
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9. Castaway Mystery
A cruise ship passes a deserted island where a man is frantically waving his arms.
“Who’s that?” a passenger asks.
“No idea,” the captain replies. “But every time we pass, he loses his mind.”
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10. The Wisdom Letdown
One day, an angel appears before a man in a puff of heavenly smoke.
“You’ve lived a life of such goodness and virtue that I’m granting you a single gift. Choose wisely. I can make you the most handsome man in the world, give you infinite wisdom, or bestow upon you limitless wealth.”
The man, after a moment of deep thought, puffs out his chest.
“I choose wisdom!”
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“So it shall be!” the angel declares, disappearing in another puff of smoke.
The man feels a rush of energy as divine wisdom floods into his mind. He sits for a moment, soaking in his newfound brilliance.
“Wow, I really should have picked the money.”
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11. The Dance That Took Forever
A guy asks his crush to the big school dance, and to his amazement, she says yes.
Now he has to prep.
First, he rents a suit, but the line at the rental place wraps around the block. He waits, and waits, and waits, but finally gets the suit.
Next, he goes to buy flowers. Again, the line is ridiculous. It’s like every couple in town decided they needed a bouquet that same day. But after what feels like forever, he gets his flowers and heads home.
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On the night of the dance, he picks up his date, and as expected, there’s an insanely long line to get into the venue. After waiting yet again, they finally make it inside.
The music’s great, the atmosphere is electric, and his date is clearly having a blast.
Midway through, she asks him for a drink.
“Of course!” he says, eager to impress.
He heads to the drinks table, scanning for the punch.
And there’s no punchline.
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12. Everyone Knows Dave
Dave, a lovable braggart, is always telling people that he knows everyone. One day at work, his boss decides to call him out.
“Alright, Dave, prove it,” he says. “Do you know Tom Cruise?”
“Tom? We’re old friends,” Dave replies confidently.
The boss is skeptical but curious, so they fly out to Hollywood. When they knock on Tom Cruise’s door, the actor himself answers, beaming.
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“Dave! Long time no see! Come in, let’s grab a beer!”
The boss is floored but still unconvinced.
“That’s just one guy. What about someone important… like, say, President Obama?”
“Sure thing!” Dave replies.
They head to Washington, D.C., where Obama spots Dave on a White House tour.
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“Dave!” he exclaims. “What a pleasant surprise! Come on in, let’s have a cup of tea.”
The boss is starting to sweat but refuses to back down.
“Okay, okay… what about the Pope? You can’t possibly know the Pope.”
Dave just grins.
“Let’s go to the Vatican, then.”
They arrive in Rome, and St. Peter’s Square is packed with a sea of people waiting to see the Pope. Dave sighs.
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“Listen, it’ll take forever for him to notice me down here. Give me ten minutes, I’ll go up to the balcony with him.”
Before the boss can object, Dave vanishes into the crowd. Sure enough, ten minutes later, he appears on the balcony, smiling and waving alongside the Pope.
The boss stares up in shock, and the stranger next to him nudges him.
“Hey! Who’s that old guy up there with Dave?”
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And there you have it!
12 Jokes that prove the world is as wonderfully weird as it is hilarious. Whether it’s crafty doctors, scheming animals, or farmyard musicians, humor has a way of reminding us not to take life too seriously. So the next time you’re caught in one of life’s bizarre moments, just remember: it might be a punchline waiting to happen.
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Get ready to ho-ho-howl with laughter! These 10 Christmas jokes are packed with holiday cheer and cheeky humor to keep your spirits bright. Whether you need a quick laugh or a joke to share at the holiday table, these festive funnies will surely bring everyone joy!
This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.
The author and publisher make no claims to the accuracy of events or the portrayal of characters and are not liable for any misinterpretation. This story is provided as “is,” and any opinions expressed are those of the characters and do not reflect the views of the author or publisher.
Woman Turned To a Stranger for Help After Her Husband’s Betrayal, Only to Face a Bigger Surprise – Story of the Day
While navigating a difficult divorce, Ellis meets a bold young man at a bar who offers to transform her life. His charm and confidence seem like the perfect distraction, but their connection soon leads to unexpected revelations that force Ellis to confront her past — and her family — in ways she never anticipated.
Ellis remembered an evening with her husband, Mark. They had been married for almost 25 years. Their life had turned into a dull, predictable routine.
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That evening, Ellis noticed something was off. Mark looked uneasy, shifting in his seat.
“What’s wrong?” Ellis asked, watching him closely.
“Nothing, everything’s fine,” Mark said, waving her off. But Ellis knew he was lying. She had always been able to tell when he wasn’t honest. She narrowed her eyes, waiting for him to speak.
Mark sighed deeply. “Alright, we need to talk,” he said finally.
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“Why? What happened?” Ellis asked, her voice tense.
“Do you remember my business trip from a few weeks ago?” Mark asked, avoiding her gaze.
“Yes, with Donna,” Ellis said slowly.
Mark looked at the floor. “We slept together,” he admitted.
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“You what?” Ellis said, her voice barely above a whisper. She couldn’t believe what she was hearing.
“I don’t know why it happened,” Mark said. “I’ve been thinking a lot about our 25th anniversary. You’re the only woman I’ve ever been with. I guess I started wondering about things, and it all happened so fast. But, Ellis, it was a mistake. I’ve felt terrible ever since. I love you, only you.”
“How could you do this to me?” Ellis asked. She didn’t yell, but her heart felt heavy, as though it might break.
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“I’m so sorry. Please forgive me. I’ll never do it again, I promise,” Mark said, his voice trembling.
“Leave,” Ellis said firmly.
“Don’t do this, please,” Mark begged.
“Go. I can’t look at you right now,” Ellis said.
Mark nodded and walked to the bedroom. Ellis sat silently, her mind racing, barely noticing when he left.
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“This is the saddest cocktail I’ve ever seen,” a voice said, pulling Ellis out of her thoughts. She blinked and looked around, realizing where she was.
She sat at the bar, staring at the divorce papers Mark had signed. They sat right in front of her.
She had filed for divorce and forced Mark to sign them. Yet, her own name remained unsigned.
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It had been weeks since she learned about Mark’s affair, but she still couldn’t move on.
Ellis turned toward the voice. She saw a young man standing nearby. He looked barely older than her daughter.
“What do you want?” she asked, frowning. “I’m not in the mood to talk.”
“My name’s Leo,” he said with a smirk. “I’ve been watching you come here night after night. You sit alone, looking miserable. Then you whine to the bartender about your marriage. It’s getting old. Pretty pathetic, honestly.”
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“If you came here to insult me, don’t bother,” Ellis snapped. “And I’ve seen you leave with a different woman every night. So tell me, who’s more pathetic? At least I know what love is.”
“Ouch,” Leo said with a laugh. “You’ve got some fight in you. I like that. Look, I’m not here to make fun of you. I’m here to offer some help. Give me a few days, and I’ll get you back in shape.”
“In shape for what?” Ellis asked, narrowing her eyes.
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“For seducing men, of course,” Leo replied.
“I’m 42,” Ellis said. “I’ve only ever been with one man.”
“Exactly,” Leo said. “That’s why I want to help. So, what do you say?” He held out his hand.
“What’s in it for you?” Ellis asked suspiciously.
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“It’s a challenge,” Leo said.
Ellis sighed. Then, reluctantly, she shook his hand. She wasn’t interested in flirting with men, but she figured a distraction might not be the worst idea.
Over the next few days, Leo dove headfirst into helping Ellis reinvent herself.
He took her shopping at trendy boutiques, insisting she try on clothes that were far from her usual style.
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Ellis initially hesitated, standing awkwardly in front of the mirror in fitted dresses and bold colors.
He didn’t stop there. Leo coached her on how to hold her head high and how to speak with conviction.
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He even pointed out men at the bar for her to approach, handing her opening lines. At first, Ellis felt ridiculous.
She stumbled over her words, her hands shaking as she introduced herself. But after a few tries, something changed.
Men smiled at her. Some even asked for her number. For the first time in years, Ellis felt seen.
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Still, one thing nagged at her. Leo’s charm with women, though effortless, felt empty.
He flirted easily, laughed at their jokes, and disappeared with a new woman every night. One evening, as they sat at the bar, Ellis broke the silence.
“Why do you do it?” she asked. “Don’t you want something real?”
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Leo avoided her gaze. “What’s the point?” he said.
“You’re scared of getting hurt,” Ellis said gently.
Leo paused before answering. “I’m not ready for anything serious,” he finally admitted. “I’ve seen what happens when people fall in love — it ruins them.”
Ellis shook her head but didn’t press him further. She knew fear when she saw it.
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One quiet evening, Ellis sat at the bar, sipping her drink, when a man approached her. His name was Ryan.
He was polite, with an easy smile, and spoke confidently.
He complimented her dress and smiled at her often. But as she sat there, Ellis felt her thoughts drifting.
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She remembered how Mark used to make her laugh until her sides hurt. She thought about how he always seemed to know what she needed, even when she didn’t.
“I need to use the restroom,” Ellis said, suddenly standing up. But instead of going back, she walked out of the restaurant, got into a cab, and went home.
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The house was silent. Family photos hung on the walls, staring back at her. Ellis saw the unsigned divorce papers on the table. She picked up her phone and texted Leo.
@Ellis:
Where have you been? I haven’t seen you in over a week
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@Leo:
I met someone
@Ellis:
Wow. But I need to talk to you
@Leo:
I can’t right now. I’m with her
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@Ellis:
I’m thinking about going back to Mark
@Leo:
I’ll be there in 20 minutes
Twenty minutes later, Ellis heard the sharp sound of a car horn outside. She stepped onto her porch and saw Leo climbing out of his car. His face was tense, and he looked frustrated.
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“You can’t go back to him!” Leo shouted as he walked toward her.
Ellis crossed her arms. “I’ve realized something. I love him. I always have. No one else comes close,” she said firmly.
“He cheated on you!” Leo yelled, his voice rising. “He betrayed you!”
Ellis stood her ground. “I know. But I think I can forgive him.”
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“You can’t forgive that!” Leo snapped, shaking his head.
“Why not?” Ellis asked. “You’ve changed. You’ve found someone. Why can’t he?”
“It’s… it’s not the same,” Leo muttered, avoiding her eyes.
“I think it is,” Ellis replied, her voice steady.
Leo paused, then threw up his hands. “Fine. Do whatever you want. I’m done,” he said sharply. Without another word, he turned and got back into his car.
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Ellis watched as he drove off, his tires kicking up dust on the quiet street.
The next morning, she woke with a heavy heart. That day marked what would have been Ellis and Mark’s 25th wedding anniversary.
She decided it was time to talk to him. Taking a deep breath, she texted Mark, asking him to come over without explaining why.
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She spent the afternoon preparing dinner, using recipes she had made on their anniversaries before.
Later that evening, the doorbell rang. Ellis opened the door to find Mark standing there, his shoulders slumped and his eyes heavy with regret.
“Hey,” Mark said softly as the door opened.
“Hi,” Ellis replied, stepping aside. “Come in.” She gestured toward the living room, her voice steady but nervous.
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Mark walked in slowly, his eyes scanning the room. “So, what did you want to talk about? Is this about the divorce? Are we making it official?” His tone was cautious, his shoulders tense.
“I didn’t sign the papers,” Ellis said, her words measured.
Mark froze. “What? Why not?”
Before Ellis could answer, the doorbell rang. She frowned, glancing at the clock. “Who could that be?” she wondered aloud.
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“Did you tell Sara about the divorce?” Mark asked, his brow furrowing.
“No, I couldn’t. Did you?” Ellis asked, meeting his gaze.
“No,” Mark said, shaking his head.
Ellis sighed. “Damn. She knows it’s our anniversary. She probably came to celebrate,” she said, walking to the door.
When Ellis opened it, she was stunned to see Sara standing there — but her daughter wasn’t alone. Standing beside her was Leo.
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“What are you doing with my daughter?!” Ellis demanded, glaring at Leo.
“Mom,” Sara said, beaming. “This is my boyfriend, Leo. I thought today would be a great time to introduce him to you.”
Ellis stared at Leo in disbelief. “No way! Do you know he’s a womanizer?!”
“He was,” Sara said, her smile fading. “But… Wait. How do you know that?”
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“I was teaching her how to flirt with men,” Leo said casually, then blinked in confusion. “Wait… how is she your mom? She’s way too young!”
“Why do you think I got married at 17?” Ellis replied dryly.
“What’s going on here?” Sara asked, her voice rising. “Why were you teaching my mom how to flirt? She’s married!”
“They’re divorcing,” Leo interjected. Then, noticing Mark, he added, “Or maybe not.”
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“What?!” Sara exclaimed. “Why didn’t you tell me?”
Ellis looked at her daughter, her face softening. “Because I wasn’t sure yet. And today, I invited your dad to tell him I want to get back together.”
Mark’s head jerked up. “Really?” he asked, his voice filled with cautious hope. Ellis nodded.
Leo crossed his arms. “He doesn’t deserve you.”
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Ellis raised an eyebrow. “And you don’t deserve my daughter.”
“You said I’ve changed,” Leo retorted.
“And that’s true,” Sara said, stepping forward. “Mom, we’re in love. And it was Leo’s idea to meet you.”
“I didn’t know you were her parents,” Leo said defensively.
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Ellis took a moment to process everything. The room fell silent until Mark spoke. “Are you really ready to forgive me?”
“Yes,” Ellis said. “I’ve decided it’s worth giving us another chance. If someone like Leo can fall in love, then after 25 years, we can fix things too.”
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Mark stepped forward and hugged her tightly. Ellis clung to him, tears streaming down her face. She loved him, and together they could rebuild.
“But,” Mark said, pulling back, “I still need to know how you know Leo.”
“Me too!” Sara exclaimed. They all burst into laughter, and Ellis invited them to the table. Together, they sat, letting love guide the way forward.
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