So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
“What Happened?” Sharon Osbourne, 71, Shocks Fans in Latest Appearance
In a recent public appearance, Sharon Osbourne left fans stunned with a dramatic transformation that sparked widespread speculation. The television personality, known for her candid and fiery persona, stepped out looking almost unrecognizable, prompting a wave of reactions across social media.
Sharon Osbourne made a surprise appearance at Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour, where she delighted fans by recreating one of the most iconic auditions from her time on The X Factor. A fan at the concert asked Sharon to mimic Rachel Lester’s infamous audition, where the singer boldly declared she was “10/10” and “better than Madonna.”
Sharon, known for her sharp wit, obliged, creating a moment that quickly went viral. However, while the reenactment sparked laughter, it was Sharon’s appearance in the clip that left many fans in shock.
Social media quickly erupted with comments about Sharon’s transformed look, with many barely recognizing her. “Did she get fillers?” one fan asked, while others expressed confusion, asking, “Who is she?” and “What happened to her face?”
The reaction highlighted just how drastically Sharon’s appearance has changed, with some fans even questioning, “You’re joking that’s Sharon 😳” and “Sharon, what happened??” The discussion around her look overshadowed what might have otherwise been a lighthearted moment.
Despite the focus on her appearance, Sharon’s true fans couldn’t help but celebrate the throwback moment. “Sharon Osbourne recreating The X Factor Rachel audition at Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour is a fun throwback moment—what a way to mix iconic moments in music and entertainment!” one fan exclaimed, while another marveled, “Does she know how iconic this is?!”
For those who have followed Sharon’s career, this blend of nostalgia and humor was a reminder of why she remains a beloved figure in pop culture.
Fans are buzzing after Blake Lively stepped out with her co-star for the premiere of their new movie, sparking a wave of comments about how the two actresses look nearly “identical.” From their outfits to their strikingly similar features, people can’t stop pointing out one particular detail that makes them look like twins.
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