A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..
My dear wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel.
Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table…
My dear husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
17 Tricks That Celebrities Use to Look Unique in Photos
Celebrities often make the same movements on the red carpet: confident gait, neat smile, graceful pose. But some celebrities have their own unique tricks that make their photos recognizable.
Anya Taylor-Joy’s open mouth
Nicole Kidman’s signature greeting gesture
Jennifer Lawrence’s signature eye makeup
Anne Hathaway’s love for mini handbags
Helena Bonham Carter’s win-win photo pose
Emma Stone’s revealing necklines
Cate Blanchett’s accentuated shoulders
Jessica Chastain’s folded arms
Jennifer Aniston’s love for outfits with pockets
Margot Robbie’s fiery cheers
Blake Lively’s ability to combine shades of gold and blue in her outfits
Natalie Portman’s strapless outfits
Kate Moss’ feathered outfits
Elle Fanning’s open smile.
Paris Hilton’s favorite red carpet pose
Jenna Ortega’s love for lace outfits
Millie Bobby Brown’s spectacular gestures at premieres
that have transformed slightly with age
And here are some celebrities who walked the red carpet without wearing makeup. Check it out.
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