“Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my father-in-law’s car parked.
I lost all desire and, of course, if he saw me, I would have problems.
I explained to my mistress that today was impossible, and she left upset.
Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors and went home. The next day, I went to see him and laugh at the fact that his car had no mirrors. He was very upset, and I asked him:
What’s wrong with you? You seem upset.
How the hell wouldn’t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.”
Next joke
Dad, I want to get married!
First, apologize!
But why?
Just apologize!
What for? What did I do?
You need to apologize!
But why???
Apologize, I said!
Please, just give me a reason!!!
First, apologize.
Okay, dad… I’m sorry!
Perfect, now you’re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!
Michael Woodhams’ RIDICULOUS BGT Audition as a Primary School Music Teacher
In a dazzling display of talent and creativity, Mike Woodhams, a cherished music educator from a local primary school, captivated the audience of Britain’s Got Talent 2024 with his remarkable performance. Going beyond mere singing, Mike unveiled his extraordinary knack for music impressionism, effortlessly channeling the essence of various music legends from Boyzone to Anastacia. His act was a delightful fusion of wit and musical virtuosity, enhanced by his clever use of props and spot-on impersonations.
The pinnacle of Mike’s audition came when he synchronized his performance with James Blunt’s iconic 2004 hit “You’re Beautiful”. As Blunt’s music video played silently in the background, Mike took center stage, singing live to create the illusion that Blunt himself was lip-syncing to his voice. This ingenious approach not only entertained the audience but also showcased Mike’s impeccable vocal prowess and innovative flair.
Judge Bruno Tonioli was effusive in his praise, declaring Mike’s vocal impressions as “some of the finest I’ve heard in years”, commending both his vocal range and the element of surprise woven into his act. Alesha Dixon echoed Tonioli’s sentiments, lauding Mike’s ability to effortlessly switch between male and female vocal impersonations with equal finesse.
Experience the magic of Mike Woodhams’ unforgettable audition, where comedy, impressions, and raw vocal talent intertwine to create a truly mesmerizing performance.
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