Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.
Husband: do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.
Husband: do I look like a carpenter?…..
Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself….!
Wife: no its not me.
Husband: who then!
Wife: our neighbor
Husband: you paid him how much?
Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or sex….
Husband: I hope u gave him bread Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!!
Shirley MacLaine: A Hollywood Legend Still Going Strong at 89
Shirley MacLaine is 89 years old, but she still goes against the grain and lives life to the fullest. The Academy Award–winning actress is still going strong, as seen by her memorable performances in movies like Steel Magnolias and The Apartment. Her unusual life stories, in addition to her outstanding career, are what distinguish her from her peers.
Over the course of her storied career, which stretches over seven decades, MacLaine has delighted audiences with her extraordinary talent and charm. From her iconic performances in Hollywood to her Broadway debut in New York, MacLaine has made a lasting impression on the entertainment world.
But MacLaine values the small pleasures in life, even in the midst of Hollywood’s flash and splendor. She spends most of her time on her ranch in New Mexico, surrounded by her cherished rat terriers, since she finds comfort in the natural world. She finds power and energy in being near nature, and she thinks it’s important to live in peace with the natural world.
Despite having a prosperous career in show business, MacLaine places an even more value on her trips and experiences. She has always placed more value on traveling to foreign nations than on Hollywood-style socializing. She finds that traveling to different places is more enjoyable than pursuing fame. Even in her late 80s, she is still motivated by her enthusiasm for life.
There has been conjecture about MacLaine’s romantic history for her whole life. Despite having a nearly 30-year marriage to producer Steve Parker, she has been transparent about her romances outside of it. Sachi Parker, her daughter, went so far as to say that Paul, an astronaut, was her real father. Despite MacLaine’s denial of these accusations, their relationship became tense and they stopped communicating.
Apart from her nonconformist perspectives on partnerships, MacLaine has garnered media attention for her assertion that she has had affairs with not one, but two prime ministers. Even though these allegations are yet unproven, they have increased her mystique and maintained popular curiosity.
Let’s honor Shirley MacLaine’s outstanding achievements to the entertainment industry as we commemorate her 89th birthday. Her acting enthusiasm never ceases to inspire us all, and her talent and charisma are ageless. She is a true Hollywood treasure and a legendary actress; may she be granted a long and happy life.
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