Who brings their parents to a first date? My boyfriend from a dating app did. But what really got me was the list of OUTRAGEOUS DEMANDS his parents brought with them. I knew I’d have to outwit them… but on my own terms.
When I virtually met Jacob on a dating site several months ago, we hit it off instantly. The connection felt real — the kind that makes your heart skip a beat when you see a new message notification. I grew to think that he was “the one,” but then when we actually met… well, let’s just say reality has a way of shattering our perfectly crafted illusions.
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Three months of late-night texts and hour-long video calls had built up to this moment. Jacob wasn’t just another match; he was different.
While most guys led with cheesy pickup lines or bland “hey” messages, he had caught my attention with a detailed comment about my profile photo taken at Comic-Con.
“Is that a handmade Scarlet Witch costume?” he’d written. “The detail work is incredible!”
From there, our conversations flowed naturally. He listened, really listened, when I talked about my work as a graphic designer and my dreams of starting my own studio.
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He shared my love for true crime podcasts and could quote every episode of my favorite shows by heart. When I mentioned my sister’s battle with depression, he opened up about his own experiences with anxiety.
“I feel like I can tell you anything,” he’d said during one of our video calls, his warm brown eyes crinkling at the corners. “I’ve never connected with someone like this before.”
“Me neither,” I’d admitted, feeling my cheeks flush. “Sometimes I worry this is too good to be true.”
He’d laughed then, running a hand through his dark hair. “I can’t wait to finally meet you in person. Friday at Coffee Beanz? 7 p.m.?”
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“It’s a date! Finally!” I’d chirped, unable to contain my excitement.
“See you on Friday!” He said as I hung up, blushing.
I spent the entire week planning my outfit, finally settling on a gorgeous dress that my best friend Sarah insisted brought out my eyes.
“He won’t know what hit him,” she’d said, helping me style my hair.
Friday evening found me standing outside Coffee Beanz, smoothing down my dress for the hundredth time. Through the window, I could see couples enjoying their meals, soft candlelight flickering across their faces.
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My hands were shaking slightly as I pushed open the heavy wooden door, the warm aroma of garlic and fresh bread enveloping me. My eyes nervously darted around in search of Jacob.
“Lia! Over here!”
I turned toward Jacob’s familiar voice, my practiced smile freezing on my face. There he sat, but not ALONE.
An older couple sat beside him, their faces beaming with smiles. My heart, which had been filled with excitement all day, sank to my stomach.
“Hey… um, hi, what’s going on?” I managed, my brain struggling to process the scene before me.
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Jacob stood up, his bright smile unchanged as if this was completely normal. “Lia, I’m so excited to finally meet you! These are my parents, Linda and Patrick!”
Linda, a petite woman with perfectly coiffed gray hair and gold earrings that probably cost more than my monthly rent, gave me a practiced smile that didn’t reach her eyes. Patrick, sporting a dress shirt that seemed a size too small for his frame, barely looked up from his menu.
“Sit down, girl,” Linda patted the chair next to her, not next to Jacob. “While we wait for our appetizers, I have a few questions for you.”
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I sank into the chair, still trying to make sense of this ambush. The waiter appeared with water glasses, and I found myself wishing it was something stronger.
That’s when Linda pulled out a crisp sheet of paper from her designer handbag.
“Now then,” she cleared her throat, clicking her gold-plated pen. “I’ve prepared a brief questionnaire to help us get to know you better. I want you to fill it out.”
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My eyes scanned the paper she placed before me, each question worse than the last:
1. What is your current annual income and five-year career projection?
2. Please list any medical conditions, including a family history of genetic disorders.
3. How many romantic partners have you had, and what were the reasons for those relationships ending?
4. Do you own or lease your vehicle? What is your credit score?
5. Are you willing to sign a prenuptial agreement?
6. Do you plan to work after having children? If so, who will provide childcare?
7. What is your stance on living with in-laws?
8. Are you willing to host special occasions like Thanksgiving & Christmas every year without expecting a penny from your partner?
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The questions went on and on like a never-ending train carriage. My water glass stopped halfway to my mouth. “I’m sorry, but is this for real?”
“Of course it is, dear,” Linda replied, her tone suggesting I was being deliberately difficult. “Our family has certain standards to maintain. We need to ensure any potential partners for our Jacob are… suitable.”
My eyes darted to Jacob, waiting for him to jump in, to say this was all a joke. But he just sat there, examining his napkin as if it held the secrets of the universe.
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Something snapped inside me. Three months of building this connection, sharing hopes and fears, only to be treated like a job applicant? No. This called for a different approach.
“Would you excuse me for just a moment?” I smiled sweetly. “Ladies’ room.”
Instead of heading to the restroom, I ducked into the convenience store next door. Five minutes later, I returned with my own notebook and pen.
“Before I answer your questions,” I said, sitting down with renewed confidence, “I have a few of my own.”
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Linda’s perfectly plucked eyebrows shot up in surprise as I placed the paper with my questions on the table. She picked it up and began reading loudly, her face speaking volumes of her anger.
“Question one: At what point did you realize your son wasn’t capable of choosing his own partner?”
Patricks’s face reddened. Jacob finally looked up from his napkin.
“Question two: How many women have actually completed your interrogation process? Or do most run screaming before the credit check?”
“This is completely inappropriate!” Linda’s voice pitched higher as she continued to read.
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“Question three: Do you also inspect their teeth like show horses, or is that saved for the second date?”
“Question four: When Jacob moves out of your basement, will you be requiring his future wife to submit weekly progress reports?”
“Question five: Have you considered therapy for your control issues, or is that too personal a question?”
“That’s enough!” Jacob slammed his hand on the table, making the silverware jump. “You have no right to disrespect my family like this!”
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I leaned back, crossing my arms. “Oh, but they have every right to treat me like I’m applying for a position at the FBI?”
“My parents are just looking out for me,” he protested, his voice weak. “They want what’s best— “
“No, Jacob. What’s best for you would be growing a backbone and living your own life.”
Linda and Patrick were already gathering their things, faces flushed with indignation. Linda’s hands shook as she stuffed her questionnaire back into her bag.
“We’re leaving,” she announced. “Jacob, come on. She’s not the one for you.”
“Wait!” I called out, loud enough for nearby tables to turn. “Aren’t you forgetting something?”
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They paused. “WHAT??”
“Waiter, these people are trying to leave without paying their bill!” I announced loudly, waving to the waiter. “Guess running out on checks is another proud family tradition!”
The restaurant had gone quiet. Linda’s hands shook as she pulled out her credit card, practically throwing it at the waiter. I stood up, smoothing my dress once again.
“Well, this has been entertaining. I’ll cover my water.” I placed a five-dollar bill on the table and turned to Jacob.
“Good luck finding someone who meets your family’s rigorous standards. Although, you might want to try job recruitment sites instead of dating apps. I hear they provide detailed background checks and references.”
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As I walked out into the cool evening air, my phone buzzed with a message from Jacob, “You didn’t have to be so cruel. My parents were just looking out for me.”
I typed back, “Just looking out for myself, mama’s boy. Goodbye!”
Later that night, Sarah called to hear about the date. After I finished telling her everything, she was quiet for a moment.
“You know what?” she finally said. “I bet Linda has a spreadsheet ranking all of Jacob’s potential wives.”
We both burst out laughing, and I felt the last of my disappointment melt away. Dodged a bullet? Absolutely. And I’ve never been so grateful for a red flag wrapped in a questionnaire.
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This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.
The author and publisher make no claims to the accuracy of events or the portrayal of characters and are not liable for any misinterpretation. This story is provided “as is,” and any opinions expressed are those of the characters and do not reflect the views of the author or publisher.
My MIL Moved in with Us — I Found Her Showing a Strange Sign In the Window Every Night
When Rosa’s mother-in-law, Victoria, moved in to help care for her five-year-old granddaughter, life seemed to be falling into place. But late at night, Victoria’s strange hand gestures in the window revealed a secret Rosa never saw coming. A secret that would change their lives forever.
I thought having Victoria move in with us would be a win-win where Clara would get to spend more time with her grandma, and I could finally get back to work.
But as the days passed, little things about Victoria started to feel off.
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Life hadn’t always been easy, but it had been good.
I had a loving husband, Mark, and a beautiful five-year-old daughter, Clara, who brought light into every corner of our lives.
Mark worked hard to provide for us, and although money had been tight lately, we always found a way to make things work.
Victoria, my mother-in-law, had always been part of that “good” life.
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She was kind, helpful, and never the stereotypical meddling mother-in-law you’d hear horror stories about.
From the day Mark and I got married, she welcomed me with open arms, treating me more like a daughter than an in-law.
Victoria had faced her share of heartache. She lost her husband five years ago, just a year after Mark and I got married.
I still remember how devastated she was during that time. She tried to stay strong for Mark, but you could see the sadness in her eyes.
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Honestly, it wasn’t easy for any of us, but things started to look up when Clara was born.
Victoria had always dreamed of being a grandmother, and Clara’s arrival brought her a joy I hadn’t seen in years. She even moved in with us for a few months to help me navigate the chaos of being a first-time mom.
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Those months were some of the best of my life. She was supportive, loving, and full of wisdom I didn’t even know I needed.
As the years passed, Clara grew into a bright, energetic little girl who was the center of all our lives. She had a way of lighting up any room she walked into, and we adored her. But as much as I loved being a stay-at-home mom, I knew it was time for a change.
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Clara had started school, and with our finances tighter than ever, I decided it was time to go back to work.
When I brought up the idea to Victoria, she surprised me with an offer I hadn’t even considered.
“I could move in again,” she said one afternoon over tea. “It’d be easier for you to get back to work if someone’s here to take care of Clara. I’d love the company, too.”
The idea immediately appealed to me. It felt like the perfect solution.
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Clara would have her grandmother around, I could focus on restarting my career, and Victoria wouldn’t be lonely at her place.
When I talked it over with Mark, he was fully on board.
“It’s a great idea,” he said, smiling. “Mom loves Clara, and she’ll love having a reason to be busy.”
And just like that, we made the arrangements.
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A few weeks later, Victoria moved back into our home, just like she had when Clara was a baby. I was excited about the change and confident it was the best move for everyone.
What I didn’t expect was how her arrival would bring a wave of strangeness into our lives. The strange, small moments made me question whether I truly knew the woman I had welcomed into my home.
At first, it was nothing. Just little things that I brushed off as quirks. But as the days turned into weeks, Victoria’s behavior started to feel odd.
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One evening, I walked into Clara’s room to find Victoria kneeling by the toy chest. Her hands were moving quickly, rummaging through the pile of stuffed animals, dolls, and building blocks.
“Everything okay?” I asked, leaning against the doorframe.
“Oh, just organizing,” she said without looking up.
Her tone was casual, but something about the way she avoided my gaze didn’t sit right with me.
The next morning, Clara was inconsolable.
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“Where’s Bun-Bun?” she wailed, tears streaming down her cheeks.
Bun-Bun, her favorite stuffed bunny, was nowhere to be found. I turned the house upside down looking for it, checking under beds, behind cushions, and even in the washing machine.
But I couldn’t find it.
A few days later, I was walking past Victoria’s room when something caught my eye. There, perched neatly on her dresser, was Bun-Bun.
I picked it up and walked into the living room, where Victoria was sipping her tea.
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“I found this in your room,” I said, holding up the bunny.
“Oh, yes,” she said with a smile. “I borrowed it to fix a tear.”
I examined the bunny.
“I don’t see any tear,” I said.
“Well, it was very small.”
The explanation didn’t sit right with me, but I decided to let it go. Maybe she had good intentions.
But then there were the pictures.
Victoria started taking photos of Clara constantly. Not just cute candid moments but posed shots.
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She’d ask Clara to change into different outfits, sometimes even ones she hadn’t worn in months.
“Smile, sweetie,” she’d say, clicking away on her phone.
One afternoon, I caught her sending one of the photos to someone.
“Who are you sending these to?” I asked casually.
“An old friend,” she said with a shrug.
“Who?” I pressed.
“Oh, just someone I’ve reconnected with recently,” she said, avoiding my eyes.
Her vagueness made me uneasy.
What kind of friend needed so many pictures of my daughter?
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The strangest thing, though, was what she did every night by the window.
At exactly 9:00 p.m., without fail, Victoria would stand in front of the living room window and make a hand gesture. It looked like she was flashing a “cool” sign and moving it slightly back and forth.
At first, I thought she might be stretching, but the motion seemed too deliberate. One night, I asked her about it.
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“What’s that gesture you’re doing at the window?”
She laughed. “Oh, just stretching my hand out. It gets stiff sometimes.”
But it didn’t look like stretching to me.
I told Mark about it, hoping he’d share my concern.
“You’re overthinking things,” he said, shaking his head. “Mom’s just quirky. You know that.”
I tried to let it go, but the unease gnawed at me.
Who was this “old friend”? Why was she so secretive? And what was she really doing at the window every night?
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The breaking point came when I didn’t see her do the gesture one night.
Honestly, I felt relieved. I thought whatever she was doing had stopped. But then, as I passed Clara’s room on my way to bed, I heard Victoria’s voice through the door.
She was reading Clara a bedtime story. I paused to listen, smiling at the sweet moment. But then she said something that made me freeze.
“Now it’s time for that surprise I told you about,” Victoria whispered. “Let’s get dressed, and remember, Mom doesn’t need to know.”
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What surprise was she talking about? And why was she keeping it a secret?
Cracking the door open just enough to see, I watched as Victoria helped Clara into her coat.
I stood frozen as they quietly slipped out the back door.
This can’t be happening, I thought and immediately bolted after them.
“Victoria! Stop!” I shouted.
She jumped, startled, and Clara clung to her hand, looking confused.
“Mommy?” Clara’s small voice broke through the tension.
Before I could say another word, I noticed a man standing at the edge of the driveway, just beyond the glow of our porch light.
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He was older, maybe in his sixties, with a calm but unreadable expression. He didn’t move or speak.
Just stood there watching us.
“What is going on here?” I demanded.
“It’s not what it looks like,” Victoria stammered. “We were just—”
“What’s happening?” Mark intervened. “And who’s that?”
He’d just come running from the house after hearing me scream. Victoria couldn’t hide her secret any longer after seeing her son.
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“This… this is Richard,” she said as tears trickled down her cheeks. “He’s my boyfriend.”
Mark and I stared at her, stunned.
“Boyfriend?” Mark repeated, his voice filled with disbelief. “Mom, what are you talking about?”
Victoria took a deep breath as she wiped tears off her cheeks.
“I didn’t know how to tell you,” she began. “Your father’s been gone for five years, and I… I’ve been lonely. Richard and I met a while ago, but I was scared you wouldn’t understand.”
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“He’s deaf and doesn’t speak,” she continued as her gaze landed on me. “So, we’ve been using sign language to communicate. The gesture you saw in the window? It means ‘tomorrow.’ It’s how I’d let him know when it was safe to come by.”
I blinked, trying to process her words. “Safe to come by for what?”
“For this,” she said, gesturing toward Clara. “He’s been wanting to meet you guys and Clara for months, but I wasn’t ready to tell you about him. Clara overheard me talking about him to a friend once, and she got curious. Tonight, she asked if she could meet him, and I thought…” Her voice cracked. “I thought it might be okay if I introduced them quietly.”
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Mark ran a hand through his hair, his frustration evident.
“Mom, you couldn’t have just told us? Did you really think sneaking out in the middle of the night with Clara was the right way to handle this?”
Richard stepped forward, his hands moving in slow, deliberate gestures. Victoria translated it for us.
“He says he’s sorry,” she revealed. “He didn’t mean to cause any trouble. He just wanted to meet the people who mean the most to me. And he wanted to give Clara something special.”
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She glanced at Richard, who nodded, encouraging her to explain.
“That’s why I took Bun-Bun,” she said, looking at me apologetically. “Richard’s been working on sewing Clara a handmade stuffed bunny to match it. He needed Bun-Bun as a reference. And the pictures I was taking? He’s been designing little outfits for the bunny that match Clara’s clothes.”
I stared at her, speechless. All the strange behavior, the missing bunny, the endless photos, the secret hand signs suddenly made sense.
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“Mom, you could’ve just told us,” Mark said softly. “You didn’t need to hide all of this.”
“I know,” she said, wiping away tears. “I was afraid of how you’d react. I didn’t mean to scare you.”
I crouched down to Clara’s level, brushing her hair out of her face.
“You scared me, sweetheart,” I said softly. “Next time, let’s talk about surprises before sneaking out, okay?”
She nodded, her small arms wrapping around my neck. “Okay, Mommy.”
A woman talking to her daughter | Source: Midjourney
We invited Richard inside that night, and as awkward as it was at first, it didn’t take long for Clara to warm up to him. She proudly showed him her toys while Victoria translated his gestures. He seemed kind, thoughtful, and genuinely caring.
True to Victoria’s word, Richard presented Clara with a beautiful handmade stuffed bunny a week later. It was a perfect replica of Bun-Bun, complete with matching clothes that Clara couldn’t wait to wear herself.
Over the next few weeks, Richard became a regular presence in our lives.
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What started as a series of unsettling mysteries ended with our family growing in an unexpected and beautiful way. Victoria learned to trust us with her truths, and we learned to give her the benefit of the doubt.
Sometimes, even the strangest signs point to the most unexpected joys.
This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.
The author and publisher make no claims to the accuracy of events or the portrayal of characters and are not liable for any misinterpretation. This story is provided “as is,” and any opinions expressed are those of the characters and do not reflect the views of the author or publisher.
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