Marido zomba de ovo velho que a esposa comprou em mercado de pulgas, então ela pediu para ele abrir – História do dia

Meu marido zombou de mim por comprar um pequeno ovo esmaltado no mercado de pulgas, mas ele teve uma grande surpresa.

Primeiro, preciso dizer que sou um viciado em mercado de pulgas. Não consigo evitar, adoro a ideia de navegar pelos destroços e lixo de uma centena de vidas e, entre o lixo descartado, encontrar um tesouro perdido.

Tudo começou quando eu tinha apenas onze anos e passava os verões com minha avó na Nova Inglaterra. Nos fins de semana, ela e eu íamos a todos os mercados de pulgas ou feiras de rua por centenas de quilômetros ao redor, procurando por “joias usadas”, que é como ela chamava seus achados.

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Deixe-me dizer que, mesmo hoje, como mãe e avó, nada faz meu coração bater mais rápido do que vasculhar uma bandeja de pedaços e encontrar um lampejo de algo que me diz que encontrei ouro.

Meu marido não entende nada. Sam é um homem adorável, doce, trabalhador, mas minha necessidade de encontrar tesouros no lixo é algo que ele simplesmente não entende.

É a única coisa que nos desentendemos, eu trazer para casa “joias usadas”, ou como ele as chama, lixo de acumulador. Acho que seria mais fácil para mim simplesmente desistir do meu pequeno hobby, mas sinceramente não quero.

Nada me dá tanto prazer quanto ir a um mercado de pulgas no fim de semana com US$ 20 no bolso, determinado a encontrar um Van Goh por 50 centavos. Então, não importa o quanto Sam critique comigo por desperdiçar dinheiro e acumular lixo, não vou desistir.

Não que ele tenha reclamado disso ultimamente, na verdade, neste fim de semana ele perguntou se poderia vir comigo, então deixe-me contar como esse milagre aconteceu.

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Cerca de um mês atrás, fui a uma cidade próxima para sua feira de rua em uma manhã de sábado. Eu estava formigando de antecipação, e meus sentidos de caçador de pechinchas me levaram a uma modesta exposição onde um homem estava vendendo bugigangas.

Ali, entre as xícaras de porcelana e as pastorinhas de bisque, havia um pequeno ovo de porcelana e esmalte, mais ou menos do tamanho de um ovo de verdade. Admito que não era uma peça particularmente bonita ou incomum, mas eu a queria.

“Quanto custa o ovo?”, perguntei ao homem. Ele me examinou com olhos brilhantes. Eu podia senti-lo observando minhas roupas sensatas, minha bolsa e imaginando quanto eu pagaria.

“Só $25, moça, e deixa eu te dizer que é uma pechincha!” ele disse. Eu sei como o jogo é jogado, então eu engasguei de horror e balancei a cabeça.

“US$ 25 por um ovo de porcelana barato?”, perguntei. “Eu te dou US$ 5.”

O lixo de um homem é o tesouro de outro.

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“CINCO DÓLARES!” Foi a vez do homem suspirar. “Por este pedaço de história? Por este pequeno tesouro? Moça, isto é porcelana francesa.”

“Certo!” Balancei a cabeça. “Então, se eu virar, não vou ver ‘feito na China’ estampado na parte inferior?”

O homem hesitou, o que me disse que ele não tinha certeza, então eu usei minha vantagem. “Vou te dizer uma coisa, eu pego, sem tocar, por $10.”

O homem resmungou um pouco baixinho, mas embrulhou o ovo em um pedaço de jornal e pegou meus dez dólares. Fiquei encantado! Eu tinha um pressentimento sobre o ovo! Dei uma olhada no resto da feira, mas meu coração não estava lá. Eu tinha meu tesouro, então fui para casa.

Entrei sorrindo e dei um beijo em Sam. Ele estava sentado no sofá lendo seu jornal. “Ei, querida”, ele disse, “Encontrou algum lixo?”

“Ei! Sim, na verdade…” Peguei o ovo embrulhado na minha bolsa e o desvendei cuidadosamente.

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Sam olhou com ceticismo. “É isso? Foi isso que você encontrou?”

“Sim!”, gritei, “não é lindo?”

“Para que serve?”, ele perguntou, virando o ovo nas mãos.

“Acho que era uma caixa de joias”, respondi. “Você vê a pequena trava de metal e as dobradiças?” Peguei o ovo e tentei abri-lo.

“Acho que está enferrujado”, disse Sam, e então virou o ovo. “Não é de se espantar, olha! Feito em Hong Kong! Quanto você pagou por ele?”

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Eu me senti corando e peguei o ovo. “Dez dólares”, admiti defensivamente, “Mas o homem queria US$ 25.”

Sam riu de mim com desdém. “Você foi enganado, DE NOVO!”

Senti lágrimas vindo aos meus olhos. “Bem, eu gosto!” Eu balancei o pequeno ovo e ouvi algo se mover dentro. “Tem algo dentro!”

Sam zombou: “Oh, tenho certeza de que é um diamante”, ele zombou de mim, e pegou o ovo da minha mão. Com um giro hábil de seus dedos poderosos, ele abriu o ovo. Aninhado dentro estava um pequeno pacote de seda vermelha.

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Peguei o pequeno pacote e cuidadosamente o desembrulhei. Brilhando nas dobras da seda vermelha estava um par de brincos. Eles eram requintados! Claro, eram falsos, pensei, mas eram cópias lindas.

Sam pegou um dos brincos e olhou atentamente. A pedra central transparente estava cercada por um halo de gemas verdes, e Sam soprou sobre ela. Ele olhou para o brinco e engasgou.

“Jen”, ele disse, “acho que são reais!”

“O quê?”, perguntei. “O que você quer dizer?”

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“Eu vi um documentário sobre diamantes há um tempo, e eles disseram que um diamante de verdade não embaça com sua respiração. Olha!” e ele soprou na grande pedra transparente novamente.

Olhei para ela. Nenhuma névoa. Olhei para Sam, então balancei a cabeça. “Hun, olha o tamanho dessas pedras. Elas valeriam milhões! Elas são apenas boas falsificações.”

Mas Sam estava animado. “Vamos até aquele joalheiro no shopping, pedir para ele avaliá-los.”

“Sam”, eu disse a ele, “ele vai nos cobrar por isso!”

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Mas Sam não se importou, então dirigimos até o shopping e esperamos com a respiração suspensa enquanto o homem murmurava sobre os brincos e os testava. “São diamantes, tudo bem”, ele disse, “E ouro branco de 18 quilates.

Para mim, estas parecem ser esmeraldas. Corte antigo, tudo isso. Estes brincos são provavelmente Art Déco, pelo estilo e pelo acabamento. Você provavelmente está olhando para cerca de trezentas, dependendo da qualidade das pedras, pode ser mais.”

“Trezentos dólares?” Sam perguntou.

“Trezentos mil, no mínimo”, respondeu o joalheiro. Senti o chão balançar sob meus pés e tive que me agarrar a Sam para me apoiar. Eu tinha encontrado um tesouro REAL!

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Como se viu, o joalheiro estava errado. Os brincos foram vendidos por três milhões de dólares em um leilão. O resultado é que agora temos um adorável pequeno pé-de-meia no banco, e o ovo de porcelana tem um lugar de destaque na lareira da nossa nova casa.

Quanto a Sam, ele agora é um ávido caçador de antiguidades, e me acompanha em todos os mercados de pulgas e feiras de antiguidades. Ainda não encontramos aquele Van Gogh, mas temos esperança!

O que podemos aprender com essa história?

  • O lixo de um homem é o tesouro de outro . Jen acreditava que encontraria uma “jóia usada” e ela finalmente encontrou, literalmente.
  • Respeite os interesses dos outros. Sam zombou da paixão de Jen por mercados de pulgas, mas ela acabou encontrando um par de brincos de US$ 3 milhões.

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My MIL Kicked Me Out of Thanksgiving Dinner for Bringing a Store-Bought Pie — Karma Didn’t Let It Slide

Overwhelmed by new motherhood at forty, all Clem could manage for her mother-in-law Brenda’s perfect Thanksgiving dinner was a store-bought pie. Unimpressed, Brenda humiliated her in front of the guests and sent her packing. But when James, Clem’s husband, returned unexpectedly, karma stepped in. What began as a Thanksgiving disaster evolved into a reckoning for Brenda and the surprising start of a stronger family bond.

Motherhood at forty is no joke. People love to romanticize the late-in-life baby glow, but the reality? My glow was mostly sweat from trying to survive on three hours of sleep and caffeine I barely had time to finish.

Between the midnight cries, endless diaper changes, and the mental gymnastics of keeping another human alive, I’d lost all sense of time.

A woman holding a baby | Source: Midjourney

A woman holding a baby | Source: Midjourney

I hadn’t felt like myself in weeks. So, when Thanksgiving rolled around, I wasn’t exactly in the mood to tackle my mother-in-law Brenda’s Martha Stewart-level expectations.

Brenda’s Thanksgiving wasn’t just a dinner; it was a performance. She’s the kind of woman who obsesses over place settings, insists on family members contributing elaborate dishes, and still finds time to “graciously” host.

Normally, I’d step up and make something. Pies, casseroles, tarts, cheesecakes, you name it. But this year?

A cheesecake on a stand | Source: Midjourney

A cheesecake on a stand | Source: Midjourney

This year, I grabbed a store-bought pumpkin pie on the way to her house and called it a win.

Look, I knew that it wasn’t going to go down well. But I didn’t really care. After a year of IVF treatments, a pregnancy that was high-risk, and a baby who zapped my energy instantaneously, I was exhausted. Brenda would be fine.

Right?

A pumpkin pie in a box | Source: Midjourney

A pumpkin pie in a box | Source: Midjourney

I arrived balancing the baby strapped to my chest, a diaper bag slung over one shoulder, and the pie in one precarious hand. I felt like a walking circus act. Brenda opened the door, her smile tight, as it usually was when I showed up solo.

But it wasn’t my fault that James had been called onto a last-minute business trip.

Brenda’s eyes roamed me from head to toe. And when they finally landed on the pie, that smile fell faster than my self-esteem on a bad day.

“Clem, what’s this?” she asked, her voice clipped.

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A baby strapped to her mom | Source: Midjourney

“Pumpkin pie, Brenda,” I said, trying to sound cheerful. “I bought it from the artisanal bakery. I didn’t have time to bake anything…”

She cut me off with a sharp sigh.

“You couldn’t even make a simple dessert, Clem? Everyone else managed, and they all have jobs and children.”

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The interior of a bakery | Source: Midjourney

I swallowed hard, trying to explain how hard things had been with James out of town for work. And the fact that everyone else had kids above five years old. Eve, my daughter, was the youngest, at four months old.

“It’s been a little chaotic, Brenda. Between the night feeds and just… surviving, I didn’t have the bandwidth to make anything.”

She raised a hand, silencing me mid-sentence.

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An annoyed older woman | Source: Midjourney

“This is just lazy, Clementine,” she declared, loud enough for the entire house to hear. “You’re a mother now. You need to learn how to handle your responsibilities. James deserves so much better. Honestly. This baby deserves so much better.”

I felt my face flush with anger and humiliation. Where was the doting grandmother who ignored everyone else except the new baby? Where was the supportive mother-in-law who wanted to make sure that I was okay and managing?

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An upset woman holding a baby | Source: Midjourney

The guests around us stopped their casual conversations and went eerily silent. Brenda’s best friend coughed awkwardly, while James’ sister, Sarah, shot me a wide-eyed look as if to say, What is she doing?

But still, no one stepped in. Not even to come and take my baby from me. Instead, I was holding Eve and the pumpkin pie, while the diaper bag lay at my feet.

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A baby bag | Source: Midjourney

Then Brenda delivered her final blow.

“Maybe you should go home and think about your priorities, Clem. And there’s really no point to you being here. James isn’t here anyway.”

She was kicking me out. Over a pie. What was wrong with this woman?

The baby, as if on cue, let out a sharp cry. My hands shook as I tried to adjust the straps on the carrier, fumbling to grab my things. Eve was hungry. I told myself that I didn’t need this.

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An upset older woman | Source: Midjourney

I didn’t need Brenda’s approval. But tears blurred my vision as I headed for the door, cradling my baby and piecing together what shred of dignity I had left.

Before I could leave, the door swung open.

Standing there was James, suitcase in hand, and his dad, Frank, carrying a bag of last-minute groceries that Brenda must have needed.

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An open front door | Source: Midjourney

Apparently, my husband had cut his trip short to surprise me for Thanksgiving, and Frank had gone to pick him up.

“I couldn’t miss Thanksgiving with my two favorite girls,” James said, setting his suitcase and the diaper bag to the side. “Especially with it being Eve’s first Thanksgiving.”

I sighed, which forced James to look at me. Like, truly look at me.

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A smiling man | Source: Midjourney

“What’s going on?” he asked, his eyes narrowing as he looked from my tear-streaked face to Brenda’s defiant posture.

Brenda straightened, clearly caught off guard.

“Your wife brought a store-bought pie,” she started, her voice tinged with indignation. “It’s disrespectful.”

Frank let out a low chuckle, shaking his head.

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A man standing in a doorway | Source: Midjourney

“Disrespectful? Brenda, half the dishes on this table were ordered because you didn’t know how to cook vegetarian dishes for Sarah.”

He gestured toward Sarah, who had suddenly become very interested in her wine glass.

Brenda’s face turned bright red.

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Vegetarian meals on a counter | Source: Midjourney

“That’s… different,” she stammered.

“No, it’s not,” James said, stepping closer to me. “Mom, you kicked my wife out over a pie? She’s been handling everything on her own while I’ve been gone, and this is how you treat her? Unbelievable. Disappointing. Have you even held Eve since Clem brought her over?”

The baby let out another small whimper as if punctuating James’ words. Brenda opened her mouth, but for once, no words came out.

Finally, she muttered something.

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A woman holding a crying baby | Source: Midjourney

“I didn’t hear that,” James said.

“I said I’m sorry,” she snapped.

Then she turned to me, her lips pressed into a thin line.

“Please stay, Clem,” she said.

I glanced at James, who gave my hand a reassuring squeeze.

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A woman cuddling her baby | Source: Midjourney

“Let me just feed Eve upstairs and I’ll leave,” I said.

“Honey, stay,” he whispered. “For me, please.”

His eyes softened as he bent to kiss Eve’s head.

So I stayed.

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A couple holding their baby | Source: Midjourney

The rest of the dinner was painfully awkward. Brenda avoided me, sticking to the far side of the table like I might infect her with store-bought shame. Sarah quietly refilled my glass of grape juice when she thought no one was looking, and Frank made a point of chatting with me about anything other than pies.

James continued to pile my plate with turkey and roast potatoes, and a cheesy broccoli casserole that I loved, too.

Finally, I felt seen.

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A glass of juice on a table | Source: Midjourney

After everyone left, Brenda found me in the kitchen. Eve was asleep and James and I didn’t want to wake her up, so, I was clearing out the kitchen. Brenda’s demeanor was softer now, almost hesitant as she walked in.

“I’m sorry for what I said earlier. It wasn’t fair,” she glanced down, fidgeting with the hem of her apron. “I’ve just been stressed out about hosting, and I took it out on you. That was wrong.”

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A woman in a kitchen | Source: Midjourney

The apology surprised me.

I wanted to lash out, to tell her how humiliating everything had been. But something about her expression stopped me. She wasn’t just embarrassed; she looked genuinely remorseful.

“And especially after everything you’ve been through to get Eve, I should have known better. You’ve made James so happy, Clem. First by being his wife, and then giving him a baby.”

I nodded, accepting her apology more for James’ sake than my own. I didn’t expect much to change.

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An older woman in a kitchen | Source: Midjourney

A few days later, Frank showed up at my house unannounced. He said he wanted to check in on the baby, and me. I appreciated the gesture, especially when he started coming by regularly to help out.

A week after that, Brenda tagged along.

She was holding two cups of takeaway coffee, a bag of cookies, and a box of donuts. She looked nervous, but determined to make things right.

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A box of donuts | Source: Midjourney

“I thought you might need a break,” she said, stepping inside. “Here’s some treats, and point me to Eve. It’s grandma duty now.”

We sat in the living room, Brenda holding Eve, and we chatted like old friends.

It was surreal.

Brenda wasn’t just apologizing anymore. She was trying to make amends. Frank even winked at me as if to say, I told her to do this.

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A woman holding a baby girl | Source: Midjourney

Since then, Brenda has shown up almost weekly, sometimes with coffee, sometimes with groceries. She’s offered to babysit so James and I could have a date night and even texted me a recipe for homemade pie.

We can bake one together next time.

Karma didn’t just humble her; it changed our relationship for the better. And now, whenever I see a store-bought pie, I can’t help but smile.

Pies on a counter | Source: Midjourney

Pies on a counter | Source: Midjourney

What would you have done?

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My Mother-in-Law Claims I Ruined Thanksgiving Dinner

When Scarlet arrives at her first Thanksgiving dinner as Shaun’s wife, she finds herself looking at a dinner table with no empty seats for her. Instead, she sees a smirking mother-in-law and her husband’s ex-girlfriend sitting next to Shaun, giggling away at his jokes… What will Scarlet do?

Thanksgiving was supposed to be one of those easy family get-togethers, where I could just relax, catch up with everyone, and enjoy some delicious food.

At least, that was what I’d hoped for.

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A Thanksgiving dinner spread on a table | Source: Midjourney

But things get tricky when your mother-in-law is involved, especially one who still insists on inviting your husband’s ex-girlfriend to every single holiday meal. I’d had a few years of dealing with Angela’s snarky, passive-aggressive remarks, but this year, she really outdid herself.

I’ll never forget how that dinner crashed and burned on Thanksgiving, and somehow, I’m the one who got blamed for it all.

Shaun, my husband, had gone to Angela’s place a bit earlier that day. He wanted to help her set up while I made the pies.

A woman making a pie crust | Source: Midjourney

A woman making a pie crust | Source: Midjourney

“I’ll go ahead and you take your time and make the pumpkin pie, honey,” he said. “And make the pecan pie extra sweet.”

He gave me a kiss on the head and bolted out the door. I wasn’t worried that he left early because Shaun was a menace when I was in the kitchen, always wanting my attention, causing a few burnt meals in the past.

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A smiling man | Source: Midjourney

This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.

The author and publisher make no claims to the accuracy of events or the portrayal of characters and are not liable for any misinterpretation. This story is provided “as is,” and any opinions expressed are those of the characters and do not reflect the views of the author or publisher.

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