So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
Unveiling The Beauty Of Traditional Woodworking!
The antique solid mahogany dessert serving table is not only appealing due to its dark patina, but also because it reflects a bygone era where craftsmanship and attention to detail were highly valued. This piece of furniture, originating from the 18th and 19th centuries, was a common feature in the dining rooms of the wealthy, symbolizing the sophistication and refinement of that period. Made from the finest mahogany, renowned for its durability and rich hues, these dessert serving tables were crafted to not only serve a purpose but also to showcase the artisan’s expertise. Mahogany’s beauty and versatility allowed craftsmen to create intricate designs and smooth, glossy finishes that have endured through the years.
The table is crafted with intricate carvings on its structure, showcasing legs that embody the elegant styles of different periods like Chippendale, Queen Anne, or Sheraton. Its highly polished surface reflects light beautifully, making it a standout piece in any room. Constructed from mahogany, the table is not only durable and resilient but also capable of supporting silver serving dishes, crystal decanters, and delicate porcelain filled with delectable treats for guests.
In a modern setting, an antique mahogany dessert serving table can seamlessly blend functionality with artistic appeal. Its presence in a dining area or living room adds a touch of warmth and history, sparking conversations about its past and the stories behind it. For antique furniture collectors and enthusiasts, discovering a well-preserved piece is a true gem, providing not only a stunning display item but also a piece of history that enhances the home.
Caring for the antique solid mahogany dessert serving table is essential to preserve its elegance and functionality. Regular dusting and occasional application of high-quality furniture wax will help maintain its finish and protect the wood. To ensure its longevity, avoid direct sunlight exposure and extreme changes in humidity. This piece of furniture is not just an item, but a connection to the past, embodying the craftsmanship and social customs of a bygone era. Its timeless beauty makes it a cherished possession for those who value the finer things in life.
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