So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom’s 4-Year-Old Daughter Melts Hearts in Rare Video, Leaving Fans in Tears
Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are known for keeping their family life private, especially when it comes to their daughter, Daisy Dove. However, the proud parents occasionally share glimpses into their little girl’s world, much to the delight of fans.
Katy Perry, 39, shared a TikTok video, featuring her 3½-year-old daughter Daisy Dove, whom she shares with fiancé Orlando Bloom. In the clip, Daisy helps her mom sign autographs.
“The smallest member of team KP insisted on lending a hand (and a sharpie) 🌼✍🏼 maybe you’ll get a DD 143 exclusive, lucky you,” Perry captioned the video, referencing her upcoming seventh studio album, 143.
In the video, only their arms are visible as they sign promo photos for Perry’s 143 era, keeping their faces off-camera
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Fans were thrilled to see Daisy helping out her mom, and the comments section quickly filled with admiration. “THIS IS SOOOO CUTEEE,” one fan exclaimed, while another shared they were “in tears” over Katy’s heartwarming mention of her daughter.
The idea of getting an autograph from Daisy had fans excited as well. “OMG, I need a Daisy signed one,” wrote one fan. Another added, “Adorable, and she does the job very well,” while someone else noted, “What a lovely moment captured!”
Perry and Bloom, 47, choose not to share Daisy’s face on social media, but in a recent interview, Perry gave a glimpse into her daughter’s current interests. “Daisy’s really into Hello Kitty right now,” Perry shared as she pulled out a watch featuring the character.
Katy Perry once again sparked speculation as she made an appearance at the Billboard Women in Music event. Dressed in a striking red outfit, Perry captured the attention of fans and media, fueling excitement and curiosity about her bold fashion choice.
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