Wife: Honey, would you mind clearing the garden for me?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a landscaper?
SLAZY PARTNER! (HAHA STORY)
Spouse: I’m sorry, sweetie. So, how about we take care of the bathroom door?
Spouse: Do I appear to be a carpenter?
The spouse leaves the tasks unfinished when he leaves. Later, he comes back to find the bathroom door mended and the lawn well-kept.
Wife: I knew she would take care of things on her own!
Wife: I wasn’t the one responsible.
Wife: Honestly? Who then carried it out?
Wife: The woman next door.
Spouse: What was the amount you gave him?
Wife: He had no desire for money. I have two choices from him now: bread or sex.
Spouse: I hope you fed him some bread!
Wife: Do I appear to be from a bakery?
BREAKING NEWS: CÉLINE DION’S HEARTBREAKING DETAILlS!
Her older sister, Claudette, expressed concern over Céline’s condition, revealing that she “doesn’t have control over her muscles.” Despite her unwavering work ethic and desire to return to the stage, the progressive and incurable nature of the syndrome poses significant challenges. Claudette emphasized the limited research into this rare condition due to its rarity, affecting only one in a million cases.
Stiff person syndrome can severely impact mobility, sometimes turning sufferers into ‘human statues.’ While rumors circulated about Céline being wheelchair-bound, Claudette refuted them, emphasizing her determination and joy for life. Céline remains committed to her comeback plans, following her doctors’ care plan in Denver.
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