A basic tool that has lasted the test of time has a certain charm that is appealing in today’s fast-paced world where technology is always at our fingertips. The 1970s under-cabinet jar opener, hidden beneath the kitchen cabinet, is a veritable monument to utilitarian invention.
This jar opener may not look like much, with its plain dull metal teeth, yet it is filled with sentimental memories. It serves as a little reminder of the robustness and ease of use of earlier times.
The under-cabinet jar opener is really easy to use. Simply press the lid of a jar up against its teeth and allow it to be firmly grasped. The seal breaks with a pleasant pop and a simple twist. For decades, the sound has been a commonplace presence in numerous family kitchens.
You can’t help but sense a connection to the generations that came before you when you use this jar opener. Around kitchen counters, it has seen the preparation of countless meals and the creation of priceless family memories.
Amidst the ever-evolving trends, the under-cabinet jar opener remains a reliable option. It continues to stand the test of time, serving as a constant reminder of the value of dependability and simplicity. This technology acts as a link between our fast-paced, modern society and the independent past.
Thus, consider the legacy that the jar opener bears the next time you grab for it. Accept its simplicity and nostalgic meaning, and allow it to make you smile as you go out on your culinary journeys.
Sо I аm аt Wаlmаrt sсаnning аnd bаgging my аlmоst $300
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
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