There are billions of people on the planet, and the majority of their lives are so unlike ours that it is difficult to imagine. This narrative is among such. It tells the story of a man who led a totally different life.
Continue reading to learn more.
Regardless of their nationality, the majority of individuals enjoy taking baths or showers.
The number of times a person should shower varies throughout persons, but the notion that one should do so on a frequent basis remains the same.
But Amou Haji had a different opinion. He made the decision to forgo having a shower for 67 years. Furthermore, the deceased Persian man stated that he did it for valid reasons.
He had not taken a bath in over 60 years and lived alone in Iran. Roadkill was his favorite diet, and he was rumored to have swallowed animal poo from a pipe.
He was said to have been born in 1928 and was from the Iranian town of Dez Gah. Since nobody knew his true name, he was referred to as “old man” or “Amou Haji” by the people.
There is a narrative about him that claims he lost his love and turned into a recluse.
Amou Haji, widely regarded as the ‘World’s Dirtiest Man,’ passed away in 2022 at the age of 94. He had not taken a shower or used soap in almost 60 years, and he lived in a shanty made of cinder blocks.
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His house was on the outskirts of town and was rumored to be built of cinder blocks. His presence didn’t appear to bother anyone.
When he felt his beard and hair were growing too long, he set them on fire. His concern for “hygiene” was limited to that. He had the same gray complexion and hair.
He lived to be 94 years old and appeared to be in good health throughout his life, despite the fact that he didn’t always keep himself clean.
When it came to drinking water, the elderly man wasn’t terrified of it, despite what many others believed. It was reported that he drank up to five liters of water daily out of an unclean tin can.
He preferred to find food on the ground when it came to eating. Even though fresh food was offered to him by others, he would always prefer to find his own. He even declared that porcupines were his greatest animal and that he preferred roadkill. It was reported that he consumed roadkill flesh that, despite still being entire, appeared rotting or old.
He also used a pipe to vape animal excrement. He was rumored to enjoy smoking cigarettes as well, and he was once spotted puffing on multiples at once.
Despite having poor food and hygiene, he was reported to be in good health. In reality, he passed away at the age of 94, just a few months after neighbors persuaded him to take a bath.
Dr. Gholamreza Molavi of Tehran University of Medical Sciences’ School of Public Health examined the elderly man prior to his passing. They were surprised to learn that despite his lifestyle, he was in good health.
On the other hand, he contracted trichinosis, a parasitic infection transmitted by food. Given that he enjoyed consuming dead animals found by the side of the road, this was not shocking. Either way, it didn’t significantly impact his health.
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My Neighbor Stole My Dog, Lied to My Face, and Thought I’d Let It Go
What happened after Kristen stole my dog Charlie wasn’t just neighborhood drama. It was justice served with a side of creative revenge that had our entire town talking for months. Some might call it petty. I call it necessary.
I’ve lived in Oakwood Hills for almost twenty years now. It’s your typical small American town where everyone knows your business before you do. The kind of place where gossip spreads faster than wildfire, and having a decent neighbor is worth more than a clean credit score.
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“Morning, Sarah!” my elderly neighbor Frank called from across the street as I stepped onto my porch with my morning coffee. “Charlie behaving himself today?”
I smiled and gestured to my golden retriever lounging beside me. “As always. Best roommate I’ve ever had.”
Charlie has been my saving grace these past three years since my divorce from Tom. When your husband of 27 years decides he’s in love with his dental hygienist, a dog becomes more than a pet. Charlie became my therapist, my confidant, and my reason to get out of bed some mornings.
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“Mom, you talk about that dog more than you talk about me,” my son Jason jokes during our weekly calls.
He moved to Seattle after college, and while I miss him terribly, I understand. Not much happening in our sleepy town for a 26-year-old with big dreams.
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“That’s because Charlie doesn’t forget to call his mother on her birthday,” I teased back last time.
My life was simple but content. Until Kristen moved in next door last spring.
Kristen is 38 going on 21, with a face so full of Botox it barely moves when she talks. She’s like a walking Instagram filter with a personality as authentic as a stock photo. But the worst thing about Kristen? Her magical belief that if she likes something (a handbag, a hairstyle, a man, or apparently, my dog), it automatically belongs to her.
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“He’s just gorgeous,” she’d gush every time she saw Charlie, reaching over the fence with those long, manicured nails. “I’ve always wanted a golden.”
I should have seen it coming, honestly.
One Tuesday morning, I let Charlie into my fenced backyard to do his business while I packed my lunch for work.
Ten minutes later, he was gone. Vanished.
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“Charlie?” I called, stepping onto the back porch.
Nothing.
My heart dropped to my stomach as I scanned the yard. The gate was still latched. The fence was intact. It was like he’d evaporated.
I called in sick to work and spent the day searching the neighborhood, knocking on doors, my voice growing hoarser with each “Have you seen my dog?”
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“Don’t worry, Sarah,” my friend Diane said as she helped me post flyers around town. “He’s microchipped, right? Someone will find him.”
I posted in local Facebook groups, called shelters, drove up and down every street within a five-mile radius.
Nothing.
Three sleepless nights passed. I’d barely eaten. My son offered to drive down that weekend to help search.
Then, Thursday afternoon, I walked past Kristen’s porch on my way back from checking the shelter yet again.
There he was. Charlie.
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Wearing a new blue collar. Sitting beside her. Wagging his tail like she hadn’t just kidnapped him.
My blood froze in my veins.
“That’s Charlie,” I said as I stopped at the edge of her driveway.
Kristen looked up from her phone, flashing that practiced fake smile.
“Oh, hi Sarah. This is Brandon. My new rescue.”
“No, that’s Charlie. My dog. Who disappeared from my yard three days ago,” I said. “I know it’s him.”
She laughed. “You must be mistaken. My new boyfriend loves goldens, and I’ve owned a golden retriever FOR YEARS.”
At that point, Charlie perked up at the sound of my voice. His tail thumped against her porch boards.
A close-up shot of a dog’s tail | Source: Midjourney
“He recognizes me,” I pointed out, taking a step forward.
Kristen’s hand tightened on his new collar. “A lot of goldens are friendly. That doesn’t mean anything.”
I pulled out my phone with trembling fingers. “I have photos. Hundreds of them.”
She glanced at the screen, bored. “A lot of goldens look like that.”
“He has a signature birthmark behind his ear. It looks like a heart.” My voice was getting louder now. “Check behind his right ear.”
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“Coincidence. Listen, Sarah, I know you miss your dog, but this is Brandon. I got him from… a friend of a friend upstate.”
That’s when it clicked. She STOLE my dog so her new boyfriend would see what a good “dog lover” she was. My Charlie was just a prop in her dating game.
I could see neighbors peeking through windows, wondering about the commotion. In a small town like ours, this would be prime gossip by dinner time.
I took a deep breath, nodded, and walked away.
I didn’t argue further. I didn’t yell. I didn’t cause a scene.
Instead, I made a plan.
That night, I called Jason and explained everything.
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“Mom, call the police!” he exclaimed.
“And say what? That my neighbor has a dog that looks like mine? Without proof, it’s my word against hers.”
“So, you’re just giving up?” He sounded disappointed.
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“Oh no, honey. I’m just getting started.”
The next morning, I drove to Office Depot and printed flyers. Dozens of them. With a message in big bold letters.
“MISSING DOG: CHARLIE
Fluffy heart. Warm nose. Stolen by a woman with no soul.”
Then in smaller print, “Last seen on Kristen Reynolds’ porch at 42 Maple Street. If you’ve seen Charlie, please scan the QR code below.”
Yep. I added a QR code.
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My son had helped me build a simple website the night before. It contained photos of Charlie over the years including his adoption day, him in his Halloween hot dog costume, and videos of him sleeping on my lap.
The website also had his adoption certificate with MY name clearly visible, and videos of him doing tricks to my voice commands.
And the best part was the camera footage from my neighbor across the street. It showed Kristen opening my gate, calling Charlie over, and leading him away by the collar.
Thank God for Frank and his obsession with home security.
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By noon, I’d placed flyers on every telephone pole, community board, and car windshield within a mile radius.
That evening, I went a step further.
I ordered twenty helium balloons with Charlie’s face printed on them from a shop two towns over. Rush job, cash payment.
Each balloon said, “I’m not Brandon. I’m a kidnapped dog.”
Around midnight, I tied them to her mailbox, her car, her front porch railing. By dawn, her house looked like a bizarre dog-themed party.
Balloons in front of a house | Source: Midjourney
The neighborhood group chat exploded before breakfast.
“Is that Kristen’s house with all the balloons?” Diane texted, with a photo attached.
Someone shared the website link. “OMG! You all need to see this.”
Another neighbor chimed in, “Didn’t she steal Emma’s hanging plants last spring?”
Even the PTO president Helen commented, “Bold of her to name someone else’s dog after her ex-boyfriend.”
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I watched from my kitchen window as Kristen stepped outside around 9 a.m., her face going pale at the sight of the balloons. Her phone must have been blowing up too.
By noon, I heard my back gate squeak. Through the window, I watched as Kristen silently led Charlie into my yard, unclipped his blue collar, and left without a word. No note. No eye contact. Just shame and silence.
The moment she disappeared, I rushed outside. Charlie came bounding across the yard, jumping up to lick my face as I fell to my knees sobbing.
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“You’re home, baby. You’re finally home,” I whispered into his fur.
Kristen still lives next door. We pass each other sometimes at the mailbox or in the grocery store. But now, people whisper when she walks by. No one asks her to dog-sit. Or plant-sit. Or trust-sit anything ever again.
After everything that happened, I added one last update to the website before taking it down. I uploaded a picture of Charlie with a simple yet strong message, “Charlie is home. Kristen is not welcome to visit.”
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I learned something powerful through all this.
Some people think kindness is weakness. They think that because you’re polite or older or live alone, you won’t stand up for yourself. But there’s a fire in me that motherhood lit decades ago, and it still burns bright when someone threatens what I love.
Don’t underestimate a woman with time on her hands, love in her heart, and righteous anger in her soul. We don’t just get even. We get creative.
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