his Is How I Won a Prank War My Neighbor and I Had Going for the past Year
It started off innocently enough. Selene parked her car in the wrong parking spot, fueling a prank war with Paul, the real owner of the parking spot. As the months went by, the pair continued their prank war, but Selen started to wonder about the future of these seemingly innocent practical jokes. She took matters into her own hands and asked Paul out for dinner, under the guise of someone else. Will it be the ultimate prank or something more?
It all began with a parking mishap. It was just one innocent mistake that spiraled into a year-long prank war with my neighbor, Paul.
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One evening, I accidentally parked in Paul’s parking spot in our apartment building’s lot. It was late, I was exhausted, and I just wanted to crawl into bed.
I didn’t think much of it until the next morning when I was on my way to the office. There, on my car, on an empty takeaway cup, a note was scrawled in messy handwriting.
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Thanks for ruining my day.
“Oh, crap,” I said to myself when I sat in the car. I needed to make amends.
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The following morning, I left a warm cup of coffee on Paul’s car roof with a note that read:
Sorry for the mix-up. I hope this makes up for it.
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If you’re wondering, Paul and I didn’t know each other. We just lived in the same apartment block and knew everyone’s names and door numbers.
A few days later, I found a bill from a car-washing service under my windshield wiper. It seemed that Paul didn’t notice the coffee that I left and spilled it all over his car when he drove off.
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I refused to pay the bill, and thus, the little war began.
“I think that you and this mysterious Paul are either going to fall in love or end up despising each other,” my friend Daphne said at work.
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“Probably the latter,” I said. “It was all fine until he gave me a bill.”
“Selene,” she said knowingly, “I’m telling you, this is just the beginning.”
The next day, I left my work phone number on his car.
Call me regarding the payment.
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Paul called me later that evening.
“Really? You thought that leaving coffee on the roof of a car was a good idea?” he asked, going straight into it.
“How was I supposed to know that you’d drive off without looking? Besides, it was a peace offering!”
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“More like a disaster,” he said. “It was all over my window. Pay the car wash bill, please.”
“I’m not paying for it,” I said, hanging up.
After that, the pranks escalated quickly.
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“I told you,” Daphne said when she came home with me one evening. “It’s going to get more intense. You need to listen to me. Trust me on this, you and this guy are going to get under each other’s skin.”
“I don’t know about that, Daph,” I said, dishing out the curry we had bought for dinner.
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“But you’re having fun?” she asked, tearing into a piece of bread.
“I am!” I said. “Mainly because it’s nothing serious.”
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One day, I found my car doors wrapped in plastic wrap.
The next week, I retaliated by covering Paul’s car in sticky notes, each one asking him to fix his parking.
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“If it rains tonight,” Paul said, immediately calling me after seeing the sticky notes, “you’ll have a mushy mess of paper to clean up.”
“I think you’ll figure it out for yourself,” I said, hiding behind my curtain.
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I had to admit, I was attracted to him. I didn’t know if Paul knew who I was, but it was easier for me to watch him from my apartment. I had gotten used to watching him wash his car.
It turned out that it was comforting. There was a sense of intimacy that we had built up.
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After months of back-and-forth pranks, ranging from balloons tied onto car handles and window wipers, to fake parking tickets, I decided that it was time to end the war.
“But you need a grand finale,” Daphne said as we sat in our office, trying to work through month-end reports.
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“Like what?” I asked, typing away at my keyboard.
“You’re into him, right?” she asked, sipping her coffee.
“I think so,” I said. “But I don’t know much about him.”
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“Then get to know him,” my friend pressed on. “There’s something there; if not, this would have ended a long time ago.”
“Fine,” I said. “But you write the note. He knows my handwriting now.”
We intended to write a note from a secret admirer.
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“She can just be someone from your apartment,” Daphne said. “And it’s not like you and Paul have even interacted in person, Selene. To be honest, I don’t know how you’ve managed to stay anonymous for so long.”
“It’s the thrill of it,” I said.
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Early the next morning, I left the note that Daphne had written on Paul’s car.
Hey, I saw you leaving your car and couldn’t help but notice how handsome you are. Let’s have dinner?
I added my personal number that he wouldn’t recognize at the bottom.
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To my surprise, Paul called me later that morning.
“Selene, you’ll never guess what happened!” he said excitedly. “Some woman left me a note on my car.”
“Really?” I asked, feigning surprise. “What did it say?”
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“She said that I was handsome and she wanted to have dinner. She left her number, too. So, I’m going to text her and go.”
Paul took the bait and texted me. We set up a date, and I, still pretending to be someone else, agreed to meet him at a local restaurant.
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I was already seated, suddenly nervous. We had been at this for so long; what if everything blew up in my face?
What if I was living in a romantic comedy and Paul actually couldn’t stand me?
Almost ready to leave, Paul walked into the restaurant.
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“Hey, you’re here! You look familiar,” he said. “But I suppose I have seen you around the building.”
He spoke quickly, as though he was just as nervous.
“I’m sure that’s exactly it,” I said, smiling.
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“Your voice reminds me of my neighbor, Selene. I’m sure you’ve seen us pranking each other recently,” he chuckled, his eyes glazing over as if lost in a memory.
“What’s that been like?” I asked.
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“Well, Daphne,” he said, as I had introduced myself over text, “it’s been hilarious. It’s been the best few months of my life.”
“It sounds like she’s grown on you,” I said, smiling.
“She’s feisty, all right,” he said, ordering himself a whiskey.
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The rest of the evening went by smoothly, but the more Paul spoke, the more I found myself genuinely enjoying his company. He was charming, funny, and surprisingly sweet.
By the time our meals arrived, I couldn’t keep the truth from him any longer.
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“Paul,” I said, picking up my cocktail, “there’s something I need to tell you.”
“What’s that?” he asked, looking me in the eye.
“I haven’t been very honest about this date,” I said slowly. “I’m Selene.”
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Paul’s jaw dropped.
“Wait, really?” he asked. “Why did you want to meet like this?”
“I don’t know,” I replied honestly. “Call it insecurity? Daphne is my best friend; I asked her to write the note, and I used her name. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have deceived you.”
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“No, no,” he said, a large smile forming on his face. “I’ve never had this much fun with anyone. I’m glad we got to meet. Finally.”
The rest of the evening went much smoother, knowing that we had something in common. It was something to bond over. And more than that, there was chemistry between us. It wasn’t just me.
“I’m glad we did this,” Paul said as we went our separate ways in the parking lot. “It needed to happen.”
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“And now, we’re here,” I said, taking his hand, suddenly feeling brave.
I don’t know where our relationship will go or what it will become, but I do know that I’ve taken the first step toward something.
What would you have done?
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I spotted a recognizable scar on our cleaning lady’s hand, and suddenly, a distressing memory surged back
It was just an ordinary day until I saw a familiar scar on our cleaning lady’s hand. It triggered a flood of painful memories I’d buried deep, bringing back a piece of my past I thought was lost forever. Could it be HER?
I never thought an ordinary scar could change my life, but that’s exactly what happened on a Tuesday afternoon last month.😔
“Ashton, we need to talk about the new hires,” my business partner, Jake, said as he barged into my office.
I looked up from the pile of invoices on my desk, rubbing my tired eyes. “What’s up?”
Jake plopped down in the chair across from me. “It’s Mrs. Rodriguez, the new cleaning lady. The clients can’t stop raving about her. She’s getting all the good reviews and all the big tips. The other cleaners are starting to notice.”
I leaned back in my chair, a small smile playing on my lips. “Isn’t that a good thing? We want our employees to do well.”
“Yeah, but…” Jake hesitated, running a hand through his hair. “I’m worried it might cause some tension.”
I shrugged. “As long as everyone’s doing their job, I don’t see the problem. Mrs. Rodriguez is just really good at what she does.”
Jake nodded, but I could see the concern in his eyes. “Just keep an eye on it, okay?”
“Will do,” I replied, turning back to my work. Little did I know that those words would come back to haunt me.
A week later, I was knee-deep in complaints about Mrs. Rodriguez.
“I’m telling you, Ashton, she ruined my carpet!” Mrs. Jennings, one of our long-time clients, screeched over the phone.
I winced, holding the receiver away from my ear. “I understand, Mrs. Jennings. We’ll make it right, I promise.”
As soon as I hung up, my cell phone buzzed with a text from another angry client:
“Your ‘expert’ cleaner RUINED my antique rug!!! It’s been in my family for 3 generations and now it’s DESTROYED! I want compensation NOW or I’m calling my lawyer!!! 😡🤬 #WorstServiceEver”
I groaned, rubbing my temples. This was getting out of hand fast.
“What’s going on?” I muttered to myself.
Jake poked his head into my office. “More complaints?”
I nodded, feeling a headache coming on. “I don’t get it. Mrs. Rodriguez was doing so well, and now suddenly she’s messing up left and right?”
Jake’s expression darkened. “Maybe she’s not as good as we thought.”
I shook my head. “No, something’s not right here. Mrs. Rodriguez is too professional for this.”
“What are you thinking?” Jake asked, leaning against the doorframe.
“I’m thinking we need to do some investigating.”
The next day, I installed hidden cameras in our supply room. It felt wrong, like I was betraying my employees’ trust, but I needed answers.
“Are you sure about this?” Jake asked as we finished setting up the last camera.
I sighed, wiping my hands on my jeans. “No, but what choice do we have? We need to know what’s really going on. Mrs. Rodriguez is a seasoned cleaning lady, and she can’t be messing up. We must be missing something.”
Jake nodded, his face grim. “I hope you’re wrong about this, Ashton.”
“Me too, buddy.”
As we left the supply room, I had a premonition that something wasn’t right.
Three days later, I sat in my office, staring at my computer screen in disbelief. The footage from the hidden cameras played before me, showing three of our cleaners — Sandra, Alice, and Maria — tampering with Mrs. Rodriguez’s cleaning supplies.
“I can’t believe this,” I muttered, my hands clenched into fists.
Jake leaned over my shoulder, his face pale. “Holy—! They’ve been sabotaging her this whole time?”
I nodded, feeling sick to my stomach. “We need to confront them. All of them, including Mrs. Rodriguez. She deserves to know what’s been happening.”
“I’ll call them in for a meeting. Tomorrow morning?”
“Yeah,” I agreed, my mind racing. “Tomorrow morning.”
As Jake left the office, I couldn’t help but wonder how I would handle this mess.
The next morning, I paced my office, waiting for everyone to arrive. Sandra, Alice, and Maria filed in first, looking nervous. Mrs. Rodriguez came in last, confused yet composed.
“Thank you all for coming,” I began. “We need to discuss something important.”
As Mrs. Rodriguez took off her jacket, I froze. There, on her right forearm, was a scar. A red crescent-shaped scar that I’d recognize anywhere.
Memories — painful ones — came flooding back.
Suddenly, I was five years old again, huddled on a doorstep, cold and hungry.
And there was Mrs. Rodriguez, though I didn’t know her name then, wrapping me in a warm blanket, her kind eyes filled with concern.
“No, could it be HER?” I mumbled, tears brimming in my eyes.
“Mrs. Rodriguez,” I slowly approached her. “Did you… did you live on Maple Street about 30 years ago?”
She looked startled, her eyes widening. “Yes, I did. How did you know that?”
I took a deep breath, feeling tears prick my eyes. “Because you saved my life!”
The room fell silent as Mrs. Rodriguez stared at me, recognition slowly dawning on her face.
“Billy?” she gasped, her hand flying to her mouth. “Little Billy?”
I nodded, unable to speak past the lump in my throat.
Mrs. Rodriguez rushed forward, enveloping me in a hug that smelled like lemon cleaner and home.
“Oh, my sweet boy,” she cried. “I’ve thought about you every day since then.”
I hugged her back, tears welling up in my eyes. For a moment, I felt like the scared little boy who had been abandoned by his parents. But this time, I was safe, cradled in the warm embrace of the woman who had rescued me from darkness.
“I never got to thank you, Mrs. Rodriguez. You changed my life that day.”
She pulled back, cupping my face in her hands. “I’m just so glad you’re okay. When I moved away, I always wondered what happened to you.”
I smiled through my tears. “I got adopted by a loving family. I have a wonderful life now. I’m running a successful cleaning business, married with three wonderful kids. It’s… it’s all thanks to you.”
Mrs. Rodriguez beamed, her eyes shining. “That’s all I ever wanted for you, Billy.”
“It’s Ashton now,” I said softly. “But I never forgot about you.”
A throat clearing behind us brought me back to reality. I turned to see Sandra, Alice, and Maria shifting uncomfortably, looking anywhere but at us.
My earlier anger came rushing back. “Do you three have any idea who this woman is?” I demanded.
They shook their heads, looking terrified.
“This woman saved my life when I was a child,” I said, my arm still around Mrs. Rodriguez’s shoulders. “And you’ve been trying to ruin her career because you were JEALOUS?”
Alice spoke up, her voice trembling. “We didn’t know… we just thought…”
“You thought what? That sabotaging her work would make you look better? That destroying her reputation would somehow improve yours?”
Mrs. Rodriguez put a hand on my arm. “Ashton, please. I don’t want any trouble.”
I took a deep breath, trying to calm down. “No, Mrs. Rodriguez. You don’t deserve this. None of this is your fault.”
I turned back to the three women, who looked like they wanted the floor to swallow them whole.
“You’re all FIRED! I won’t tolerate this kind of behavior in my company. Pack your things and leave. Now.”
They didn’t argue as they quietly filed out of the office, leaving Mrs. Rodriguez and me alone.
She sighed, looking troubled. “Ashton, I feel terrible. I didn’t want anyone to lose their jobs because of me.”
I shook my head, taking her fragile hands in mine. “This isn’t because of you. It’s because of their actions. You did nothing wrong.”
Mrs. Rodriguez smiled sadly. “I just wanted to do my best work. I never meant to make anyone jealous.”
“And that’s exactly why you’re so good at what you do,” I said, gently squeezing her hands. “You care about doing a good job, not about competing with others.”
She nodded, then looked at me curiously. “So, you own this company now?! My little Billy, all grown up and successful.”
I laughed, feeling a warmth spread through my chest. “I couldn’t have done it without you. You gave me a chance at a better life.”
Over the next few weeks, things at the company settled into a new rhythm. Mrs. Rodriguez became our lead trainer, teaching new hires the importance of integrity and hard work.
One evening, as we were closing up the office, she turned to me with a twinkle in her eye. “You know, Ashton, I always knew you’d do great things.”
I raised an eyebrow, amused. “Oh yeah? How’s that?”
She smiled, that same warm smile I remembered from thirty years ago. “Because even as a little boy, you had a big heart. And now look at you, running a successful business, treating your employees with respect.”
I felt my cheeks flush with pride. “I learned from the best!”
Mrs. Rodriguez patted my cheek affectionately. “We both did, my son. We both did.”
As we walked out of the office together, I realized that sometimes, life has a funny way of coming full circle. Mrs. Rodriguez had saved me all those years ago, and now, in a small way, I had also saved her.
From that day on, she was more than just an employee to me. She was family. And every time I saw that scar on her arm, I was reminded that sometimes, our deepest wounds can lead us to our greatest blessings.
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