This Is How I Won a Prank War My Neighbor and I Had Going for the past Year
It started off innocently enough. Selene parked her car in the wrong parking spot, fueling a prank war with Paul, the real owner of the parking spot. As the months went by, the pair continued their prank war, but Selen started to wonder about the future of these seemingly innocent practical jokes. She took matters into her own hands and asked Paul out for dinner, under the guise of someone else. Will it be the ultimate prank or something more?
It all began with a parking mishap. It was just one innocent mistake that spiraled into a year-long prank war with my neighbor, Paul.
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One evening, I accidentally parked in Paul’s parking spot in our apartment building’s lot. It was late, I was exhausted, and I just wanted to crawl into bed.
I didn’t think much of it until the next morning when I was on my way to the office. There, on my car, on an empty takeaway cup, a note was scrawled in messy handwriting.
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Thanks for ruining my day.
“Oh, crap,” I said to myself when I sat in the car. I needed to make amends.
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The following morning, I left a warm cup of coffee on Paul’s car roof with a note that read:
Sorry for the mix-up. I hope this makes up for it.
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If you’re wondering, Paul and I didn’t know each other. We just lived in the same apartment block and knew everyone’s names and door numbers.
A few days later, I found a bill from a car-washing service under my windshield wiper. It seemed that Paul didn’t notice the coffee that I left and spilled it all over his car when he drove off.
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I refused to pay the bill, and thus, the little war began.
“I think that you and this mysterious Paul are either going to fall in love or end up despising each other,” my friend Daphne said at work.
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“Probably the latter,” I said. “It was all fine until he gave me a bill.”
“Selene,” she said knowingly, “I’m telling you, this is just the beginning.”
The next day, I left my work phone number on his car.
Call me regarding the payment.
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Paul called me later that evening.
“Really? You thought that leaving coffee on the roof of a car was a good idea?” he asked, going straight into it.
“How was I supposed to know that you’d drive off without looking? Besides, it was a peace offering!”
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“More like a disaster,” he said. “It was all over my window. Pay the car wash bill, please.”
“I’m not paying for it,” I said, hanging up.
After that, the pranks escalated quickly.
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“I told you,” Daphne said when she came home with me one evening. “It’s going to get more intense. You need to listen to me. Trust me on this, you and this guy are going to get under each other’s skin.”
“I don’t know about that, Daph,” I said, dishing out the curry we had bought for dinner.
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“But you’re having fun?” she asked, tearing into a piece of bread.
“I am!” I said. “Mainly because it’s nothing serious.”
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One day, I found my car doors wrapped in plastic wrap.
The next week, I retaliated by covering Paul’s car in sticky notes, each one asking him to fix his parking.
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“If it rains tonight,” Paul said, immediately calling me after seeing the sticky notes, “you’ll have a mushy mess of paper to clean up.”
“I think you’ll figure it out for yourself,” I said, hiding behind my curtain.
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I had to admit, I was attracted to him. I didn’t know if Paul knew who I was, but it was easier for me to watch him from my apartment. I had gotten used to watching him wash his car.
It turned out that it was comforting. There was a sense of intimacy that we had built up.
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After months of back-and-forth pranks, ranging from balloons tied onto car handles and window wipers, to fake parking tickets, I decided that it was time to end the war.
“But you need a grand finale,” Daphne said as we sat in our office, trying to work through month-end reports.
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“Like what?” I asked, typing away at my keyboard.
“You’re into him, right?” she asked, sipping her coffee.
“I think so,” I said. “But I don’t know much about him.”
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“Then get to know him,” my friend pressed on. “There’s something there; if not, this would have ended a long time ago.”
“Fine,” I said. “But you write the note. He knows my handwriting now.”
We intended to write a note from a secret admirer.
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“She can just be someone from your apartment,” Daphne said. “And it’s not like you and Paul have even interacted in person, Selene. To be honest, I don’t know how you’ve managed to stay anonymous for so long.”
“It’s the thrill of it,” I said.
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Early the next morning, I left the note that Daphne had written on Paul’s car.
Hey, I saw you leaving your car and couldn’t help but notice how handsome you are. Let’s have dinner?
I added my personal number that he wouldn’t recognize at the bottom.
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To my surprise, Paul called me later that morning.
“Selene, you’ll never guess what happened!” he said excitedly. “Some woman left me a note on my car.”
“Really?” I asked, feigning surprise. “What did it say?”
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“She said that I was handsome and she wanted to have dinner. She left her number, too. So, I’m going to text her and go.”
Paul took the bait and texted me. We set up a date, and I, still pretending to be someone else, agreed to meet him at a local restaurant.
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I was already seated, suddenly nervous. We had been at this for so long; what if everything blew up in my face?
What if I was living in a romantic comedy and Paul actually couldn’t stand me?
Almost ready to leave, Paul walked into the restaurant.
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“Hey, you’re here! You look familiar,” he said. “But I suppose I have seen you around the building.”
He spoke quickly, as though he was just as nervous.
“I’m sure that’s exactly it,” I said, smiling.
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“Your voice reminds me of my neighbor, Selene. I’m sure you’ve seen us pranking each other recently,” he chuckled, his eyes glazing over as if lost in a memory.
“What’s that been like?” I asked.
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“Well, Daphne,” he said, as I had introduced myself over text, “it’s been hilarious. It’s been the best few months of my life.”
“It sounds like she’s grown on you,” I said, smiling.
“She’s feisty, all right,” he said, ordering himself a whiskey.
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The rest of the evening went by smoothly, but the more Paul spoke, the more I found myself genuinely enjoying his company. He was charming, funny, and surprisingly sweet.
By the time our meals arrived, I couldn’t keep the truth from him any longer.
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“Paul,” I said, picking up my cocktail, “there’s something I need to tell you.”
“What’s that?” he asked, looking me in the eye.
“I haven’t been very honest about this date,” I said slowly. “I’m Selene.”
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Paul’s jaw dropped.
“Wait, really?” he asked. “Why did you want to meet like this?”
“I don’t know,” I replied honestly. “Call it insecurity? Daphne is my best friend; I asked her to write the note, and I used her name. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have deceived you.”
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“No, no,” he said, a large smile forming on his face. “I’ve never had this much fun with anyone. I’m glad we got to meet. Finally.”
The rest of the evening went much smoother, knowing that we had something in common. It was something to bond over. And more than that, there was chemistry between us. It wasn’t just me.
“I’m glad we did this,” Paul said as we went our separate ways in the parking lot. “It needed to happen.”
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“And now, we’re here,” I said, taking his hand, suddenly feeling brave.
I don’t know where our relationship will go or what it will become, but I do know that I’ve taken the first step toward something.
What would you have done?
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I Started Suspecting My Husband of Cheating – A Fortune Cookie Helped Me Expose Him and His Lover
Emily suspects her husband is hiding something, and the doubts gnaw at her daily. On their anniversary, she cleverly uses a fortune cookie to uncover the truth. The shocking revelation exposes a betrayal that shakes her world to its core. Will Emily find the strength to confront him and reclaim her life?
“I can’t take this anymore,” I muttered to myself, glancing at the clock for what felt like the hundredth time. The hands moved slowly, mocking my impatience.
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Mark had been coming home late for months now, always with some excuse about work demands or a last-minute meeting. At first, I believed him. He had just gotten a big promotion, after all.
But lately, his excuses seemed weaker and less convincing.
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Sighing, I looked around our cozy living room. Everything seemed normal, yet nothing felt right.
The photos of our happy times together lined the shelves, but they now felt like relics of a past that was slipping away.
I sank deeper into the couch, clutching a cushion to my chest.
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“Maybe I’m just being paranoid,” I thought, trying to reassure myself. But the doubt in my mind refused to be brushed off.
The spark in Mark’s eyes was gone, and he wasn’t as affectionate as he used to be.
He used to call me every day during his lunch break just to say he loved me. Now, I barely got a text. We barely made love.
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I tried to push the thoughts away, but they kept creeping back, each one more troubling than the last.
I remembered the times he’d been too tired for our weekend outings, the way he pulled away when I reached for his hand.
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It wasn’t just the late nights; it was everything.
The way he spoke to me, the lack of affection, the way he seemed so far away even when he was right next to me.
The sound of the front door opening snapped me out of my thoughts. Mark walked in, looking exhausted. He gave me a tired smile that didn’t reach his eyes.
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“Hey, Em,” he said, dropping his briefcase by the door. “Sorry, I’m late again. Work was crazy today.”
I forced a smile. “It’s okay, Mark. I just miss you, that’s all.”
He nodded and walked past me, heading straight to the kitchen.
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I watched him go, feeling a lump form in my throat. I wanted to believe him, to trust that everything was fine. But the nagging feeling in my gut told me otherwise.
So, when our 10th wedding anniversary came around, I decided it was the perfect opportunity to confirm my suspicions.
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Our house was bustling with friends and family. The dining room table was laden with food, and the air buzzed with laughter and chatter. But my mind was elsewhere, focused on the little plan I had put into motion.
We had a tradition of fortune cookies at our annual dinner party.
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That year, I ordered a custom batch with generic lovey-dovey messages for all the guests. For Mark’s cookie, though, I slipped in a special note.
I wanted to see his reaction, to know once and for all where his heart truly lay.
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As dessert was served, everyone eagerly reached for their cookies. The sound of cracking shells and rustling paper filled the room. I watched Mark closely, my heart pounding in my chest.
“Read your fortunes out loud!” someone called out, and the room was soon filled with the cheerful recitation of sweet, optimistic messages.
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Mark picked up his cookie, broke it open, and pulled out the slip of paper. “Look at the one you love to the moon and back,” he read aloud.
He smiled, and his eyes briefly flickered to my sister, Allison, before quickly returning to me.
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My heart sank. I felt like the ground had been pulled out from under me. I forced myself to smile and kept my composure, but inside, I was breaking.
“That’s a nice one,” someone said, and Mark nodded, slipping the note into his pocket.
No, maybe it was just a coincidence that he looked at Allison. Maybe I’m overthinking, I kept telling myself.
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Yet every time I saw Mark and Allison together, laughing and talking, the pain in my chest grew.
The dinner party continued, and I decided to take action.
I casually placed my phone on the table, switching it to video mode.
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No one seemed to suspect anything. Mark and Allison certainly didn’t. They were too absorbed in their own little world.
Half an hour passed.
“Excuse me for a moment,” I said, standing up and heading to the restroom.
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Once inside, I locked the door and took a deep breath.
My hands trembled as I picked up my phone to review the footage.
My worst fears were confirmed.
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There they were, Mark and Allison, sharing looks that spoke volumes, touching each other in ways that were anything but innocent.
The whispers I managed to catch were filled with hidden meanings and intimate tones.
A wave of nausea hit me, and I had to steady myself against the sink.
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It wasn’t just a feeling anymore; it was reality. They were betraying me right under my nose!
I knew I had to confront them, but I needed a plan. I couldn’t just burst out in anger and accusations.
I needed to handle this carefully to make sure they couldn’t wriggle out of it.
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I took a few deep breaths, trying to calm the storm of emotions inside me. With the evidence in hand, I returned to the table, my mind racing with what I would say.
“Did I miss anything?” I asked, slipping back into my seat.
I glanced at Mark and Allison, who were now engrossed in a conversation about the desserts.
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“No, nothing much,” Mark said, giving me a quick smile. But I could see the guilt in his eyes.
After dinner, I suggested we play a game of charades. It was a favorite at our gatherings, always good for some laughs.
“Sounds fun!” someone replied, and soon everyone had gathered in the living room.
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I had prepared special cards for this game, carefully selecting words and phrases to expose Mark and Allison. The setup was perfect; no one would suspect a thing.
We divided into teams, and the game began.
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Laughter filled the room as guests acted out silly phrases and guessed wildly. Finally, it was Mark’s turn.
He drew a card and hesitated when he read “secret affair.”
His eyes flickered with panic, and he shot a nervous glance at Allison.
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“Come on, Mark! What’s it say?” someone teased.
He swallowed hard and started miming. He pointed to himself, then pretended to sneak around, looking guilty. The guests laughed, trying to guess.
“Uh, sneaking? Cheating?” one person guessed.
“Close!” Mark said, his voice strained.
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“Secret? Affair?” another guest called out.
Mark nodded, looking relieved as they got it. “Yes, secret affair!”
The room erupted in laughter, everyone oblivious to the true meaning behind his actions. I forced a smile, but inside, my heart ached.
Next, it was Allison’s turn.
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She drew her card, and I saw her face pale. The word “betrayal” stared back at her. She glanced at me, fear in her eyes.
“Your turn, Allison,” I said, my voice steady.
She began to mime, her movements slow and uncertain. She acted out deceit and heartbreak, looking around the room as if seeking an escape.
“Betrayal!” someone finally shouted.
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Allison nodded, her face flushed with embarrassment. The guests laughed, thinking it was all part of the game.
But I knew the truth. Mark and Allison were exposed by the end of the game.
I took a deep breath, preparing myself for what was to come. This was it.
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I stood up, smiling at the guests who were still chatting and laughing. “Everyone, can I have your attention, please?” I called out, my voice steady.
The room quieted down, and all eyes turned to me.
“I have a little confession to make,” I began.
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“The game we all enjoyed was a setup!” I said. “Mark, Allison, you two did a fantastic job acting out your parts. Maybe because you weren’t acting at all?”
A murmur ran through the room as people exchanged confused glances.
And it was then I held up my phone.
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“I’ve been suspicious for a while, so I recorded you both during dinner!” I said. “Your secret touches and whispers weren’t as subtle as you thought!”
Gasps filled the room as I played the recording.
“Emily, this isn’t what it looks like,” Mark stammered, but I cut him off.
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“This anniversary marks the end of our marriage, Mark. I deserve better than lies and betrayal,” I said firmly, looking him straight in the eyes.
Then I turned to Allison, who looked pale and shaken. “I hope it was worth it to betray your family, Allison,” I spat at her.
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The silence was heavy, broken only by the whispers and shocked gasps of our friends and family. I felt a strange sense of relief wash over me.
The next day, I filed for divorce and cut ties with Allison. The betrayal had shattered my trust, but it had also freed me from a deceitful relationship. I realized I deserved better, and it was time to reclaim my life and find the strength to start anew.
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