In any case, sir, my spouse used to tell me that I had a behind capable of raising the dead from their graves. I wish to avoid taking any chances.
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The house in the little Missouri hamlet of Defiance blew up, killing two small children.
Because of the extreme weather, their school had canceled classes, so they were at home.
Before Julian Keiser, age four, and Jamison Keiser, age six, could escape their burning house near Highway 94, just outside of St. Louis, or be saved, they passed away early on Friday morning.
Their mother, Evelyn Turpiano, and grandparents, Jennifer and Vern Ham, were able to flee and reach safety, according to officials and a GoFundMe page.
The news source was informed by a neighbor, Sharon Oberlag, that “they were the nicest little boys.” “They thought school was the coolest thing ever, and they were so cute.”
Because their school had canceled lessons to protect the children from the cold, Jaiden, who had just started kindergarten, and Julian were at home when the bomb went off, she added.
Firefighters couldn’t reach the victims in time since the house was already on fire when they arrived.
According to New Melle Fire Protection District Chief Dan Casey, the smoke eaters entered via a window in search of the lads.
“The fire prevented them from being found right away,” Casey stated. Later, the boys’ bodies were discovered.
Oberlag reported to KMOV that she heard an explosion-like sound coming from the residence.
“Thank God, we didn’t know we were going to lose the two little boys, but everyone came running to help.” What transpired is really tragic,” she said to the news outlet.
Oberlag went on, “They attempted, but were unable, to capture the boys, Nick and Travis, who lived next door. It is awful.
The cause of the explosion and fire is still being investigated.
The Hoffmann Family of Companies, a Florida-based enterprise founded by Missourians David and Jerri Hoffmann, was the owner of the building. According to the Post-Dispatch, the Hoffmanns purchased nearby wineries and eateries with the intention of turning the region into the Midwest’s Napa Valley.
“Our hearts are with the member of our team and their family who lost their children and grandchildren,” the firm stated in a statement on Friday. “As a family-run company, we are committed to supporting our staff and our community.”
According to the news source, the house was close to the Defiance RoadHouse, a bar and grill owned by Turpiano, the boys’ mother.
The Post-Dispatch was informed by Dan Tripp, a co-owner of Good News Brewing in Defiance, that Jennifer Ham, Turpiano’s mother, had also operated the for many years.
For the family, Tripp created a GoFundMe campaign, which as of Monday morning had raised over $145,000. He mentioned that both women belong to the Defiance Merchants Association, an organization that supports the regional wine industry.
They say, “You will never forget how excited they were about life and how much joy they brought to everyone around them if you ever met the boys at the Defiance Roadhouse, the Christmas Festival, or the St. Patrick’s Day parade.”
The family will have to pay for two funerals in addition to losing their house and everything they possessed. The statement reads, “The family will need your prayers and emotional support as they grieve the loss of two special little boys in addition to your financial contributions.”
A neighbor named Laura Emerson stopped over to place her Christmas wreath on a water pump by the destroyed house. She hung the wreath up after stuffing it with two plush animals.
“Those boys appeared content.” They were intelligent. They were happy. She informed the press, “They were loved.”
My 5-Year-Old Refused to Cut Her Hair, Saying, ‘I Want My Real Daddy to Recognize Me When He Comes Back’
When my five-year-old daughter refused to cut her hair, I didn’t think much of it until she said she wanted to keep her hair long for her “real daddy.” Those words made my heart skip a beat. Who was she talking about? Was there someone else in my wife’s life that I had no idea about?
Hi, I’m Edward, and this story is about my daughter, Lily.
Lily is the light of our lives. At just five years old, she’s a bundle of energy and curiosity, always asking a million questions and coming up with the funniest observations.
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She’s sharp, sweet, and has got this laugh that can brighten even the darkest days. My wife, Sara, and I couldn’t be prouder of her.
But last week, something happened that turned our happy little world upside down.
It all started a few months ago when Lily began refusing to let us trim her hair.
Her locks, which she usually loved having brushed and styled, became untouchable.
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She’d sit cross-legged on the bathroom floor, clutching her hair like it was her most prized possession.
“No, Daddy,” she’d announce. “I want my hair to stay long.”
At first, Sara and I thought it was just a phase. Kids are quirky like that, right?
Sara’s mom, Carol, had always commented about Sara’s pixie cut being “too short for a proper lady,” so we figured maybe Lily wanted to assert her own style.
“Sure,” I told her. “You don’t have to cut your hair.”
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Then came the gum incident.
It was one of those classic parenting moments you hear about, and hope it never happens to you.
Lily had fallen asleep on the couch during a movie night, gum still in her mouth. By the time Sara and I found her, it was too late.
The gum was hopelessly tangled in her hair.
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We tried everything, including peanut butter, ice, and even that strange online trick with vinegar.
But nothing worked.
That’s when we knew cutting her hair was the only option.
Sara knelt beside Lily with the comb in her hand.
“Sweetheart, we’re going to have to cut a little bit of your hair,” she told Lily. “Just the part with the gum.”
What happened next caught both of us completely off guard.
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Lily’s face twisted in panic, and she bolted upright, clutching her hair like it was a lifeline.
“No!” she cried. “You can’t cut it! I want my real daddy to recognize me when he comes back!”
Sara looked at her with wide eyes while I felt my heart drop into my stomach.
“What did you say, Lily?” I asked carefully, crouching down to her level.
She looked at me with wide, tearful eyes as if she’d just let a big secret slip.
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“I… I want my real daddy to know it’s me,” she said quietly.
Sara and I exchanged a stunned glance.
Then, I took a deep breath, trying to steady myself.
“Lily, sweetheart, I am your daddy,” I said, my voice as gentle as I could make it. “What makes you think I’m not?”
Her little lip quivered, and she whispered, “Grandma said so.”
What? Why would Carol say that to her? Who was the man Lily was talking about?
“What exactly did Grandma say, honey?” Sara asked gently.
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“She said I have to keep my hair long so my real daddy will know it’s me when he comes back,” Lily explained, clutching her locks even tighter. “She said he’ll be mad if he doesn’t recognize me.”
I couldn’t believe this.
“Sweetheart,” I interrupted. “What do you mean by ‘real daddy’?”
Lily sniffled, looking down at her tiny hands. “Grandma told me you’re not my real daddy. She said my real daddy went away, but he’ll come back someday. And if I look different, he won’t know who I am.”
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“Lily, listen to me,” Sara said, taking Lily’s hands gently. “You didn’t do anything wrong. You’re not in trouble. But I need you to tell me exactly what Grandma said. Can you do that for me?”
Lily hesitated, then nodded. “She said it’s a secret. That I shouldn’t tell you or Daddy, or he’d get mad. But I didn’t want him to be mad at me.I don’t want anyone to be mad at me.”
My chest tightened, and I swallowed the lump in my throat.
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“Lily,” I said softly, “you are so loved. By me, by Mommy, and by everyone who knows you. No one is mad at you, okay? Grandma shouldn’t have told you something like that.”
Sara’s eyes filled with tears as she hugged Lily tightly. “You’re our daughter, Lily. Your daddy — your real daddy — is right here. He always has been.”
Lily nodded slowly, wiping her eyes on her sleeve. But the damage had been done. How could Carol, someone we trusted, say something so confusing to our child?
That night, after Lily fell asleep, Sara and I sat in the living room.
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“What the hell was she thinking?” Sara muttered, her voice shaking with anger.
“I don’t know,” I said, trying to keep my own frustration in check. “But she crossed a line. We need to talk to her, Sara. Tomorrow.”
The next morning, Sara called her mom and told her to come over. Carol arrived with her usual air of confidence, but Sara wasn’t in the mood for small talk.
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As soon as Carol stepped inside, Sara’s anger boiled over.
“What the heck is wrong with you, Mom?” she snapped. “Why would you tell Lily that Edward isn’t her real dad? Do you have any idea what you’ve done?”
Carol blinked, clearly taken aback by the hostility.
“Now, hold on,” she said, raising a hand. “You’re making this sound worse than it is. It was just a little story. Nothing to get so worked up about.”
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“A story?” I interjected. “She’s been terrified of cutting her hair for months because of this ‘story.’”
Carol rolled her eyes as if we were being dramatic.
“Oh, come on. I just wanted her to keep her hair long,” she confessed. “She’s a little girl, for heaven’s sake! She shouldn’t have one of those awful short cuts like yours, Sara.”
Sara’s mouth fell open.
“So, you lied to her? You made her think her dad wasn’t her dad just to keep her hair long? Are you hearing yourself right now, Mom?”
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“She won’t even remember it when she’s older. But she would remember looking ridiculous in photos with a boyish haircut.”
“This isn’t about hair, Carol,” I snapped. “You undermined our family. You made Lily think I wasn’t her real father. This isn’t normal, okay?”
Carol pursed her lips, then delivered a line that shattered what little composure we had left. “Well, with Sara’s wild past, who’s to say you are her real dad?”
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What the heck? I thought. What else is she going to say to justify her mistake?
That’s when Sara lost her cool.
“Get out,” she said, pointing to the door. “Get out of my house. You’re not welcome here anymore.”
Carol tried to backtrack, stammering about how she “didn’t mean it that way,” but I wasn’t having it.
I stepped forward, opened the door, and gestured firmly. “Now, Carol. Leave.”
She glared at us, muttering something under her breath as she walked out, but I didn’t care.
After slamming the door behind Carol, Sara and I looked at each other.
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Then, she sank into the couch with her face buried in her hands.
I sat beside her, wrapping an arm around her shoulders.
“We’ll get through this,” I said quietly, though the anger in my chest was still burning hot.
Sara nodded, but I could see the heartbreak on her face. “I can’t believe my own mother would do something like this.”
We spent the rest of the evening sitting with Lily, explaining everything as gently as we could.
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I held her tiny hands in mine and looked her straight in the eyes. “Lily, I am your daddy. I always have been, and I always will be. Nothing Grandma said is true, okay?”
Lily nodded. “So, you’re my real daddy?”
“Yes, sweetheart,” I smiled. “Always.”
“Grandma was wrong to tell you that,” Sara chimed in. “She shouldn’t have said it, and it’s not your fault. We love you so much, Lily. Don’t ever forget that.”
Lily seemed to relax a little, though she still looked hesitant when Sara brought out the scissors to cut the gum out of her hair.
Yes, the gum was still there.
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“Do I have to?” Lily asked, clutching the tangled strand.
“It’s just a tiny bit, honey,” Sara explained. “And it’ll grow back so fast, you won’t even notice. Plus, you’ll feel so much better without the gum sticking to everything.”
After a moment, Lily nodded. “Okay, but only a little.”
As Sara snipped away the gum-covered strands, I saw a small smile creep onto Lily’s face.
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“Daddy?” she asked.
“Yeah, sweetheart?”
“When it grows back, can I make it pink?”
Sara and I laughed.
“If that’s what you want,” I said, ruffling her hair.
Over the next few days, things slowly returned to normal. Lily seemed happier and more relaxed and even asked Sara to braid her hair again. It was something she hadn’t done in months.
As for Carol, we’ve gone no-contact.
Sara and I agreed that she has no place in Lily’s life until she can take responsibility for what she did.
To be honest, it wasn’t an easy decision, but our priority is protecting Lily. We’ll do whatever it takes to keep our little girl happy.
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