Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good man to you in our 7 years of marriage & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been tough for me. Your boss notified me that you quit your job today & that was just too much to bear any longer.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, It’s over and I am leaving.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Believe me, nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s definitely true that you & I have been married for the past 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my TV shows so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping, although that doesn’t seem to work.
I definitely noticed your haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ And since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I decided not to comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 long years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could make this work. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem!
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A judge threw herself on the button after only three seconds: look how she silences the whole crowd
You can tell right away that you’re about to go through something remarkable.
This was the situation during a performance by a little contestant named Sophie on Germany’s “The Voice Kids.” Three seconds had elapsed since she started to sing, and already one of the judges had quickly turned their chair by pressing the button. It was amazing that in just two words, Sophie had left a lasting impact and guaranteed her place in the competition.
Sophie’s rendition of the classic song “Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien” by Edith Piaf struck a chord with the judges and the crowd right away. The judge’s prompt action brought to light Sophie’s exceptional brilliance and emotional richness, demonstrating a degree of vocal skill and elegance rarely seen in someone so young.
Not only did her performance captivate the audience, but it also demonstrated the ability of music to transcend age differences. The fact that Sophie felt a deep connection to Piaf’s soul-stirring songs at such a young age is evidence of the timeless power of classical music.
The audience’s tremendously favorable response, with many people brought to tears by the intensity of her rendition, added to the special mood. This answer demonstrated Sophie’s capacity to deeply connect with her audience despite age and language obstacles, in addition to the emotional connection she had built.
See for yourself Sophie’s incredible voice and talent, and you’ll see why she became an immediate favorite of the judges and audience.
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